| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Major./澄海伯伯/Tiana |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:19.905] | Major： |
| [00:20.907] | 我知道 直男癌 把choker叫做狗圈 |
| [00:23.411] | 你觉得 这段爱 谈起来不过九天 |
| [00:26.169] | 你说他没有一句话说的你爱听 |
| [00:28.425] | 那他虽然没钱 |
| [00:29.679] | 你找了比他有钱的就是拜金 |
| [00:31.935] | 不是心机重感觉他是诈骗犯 |
| [00:34.440] | 热恋的时候不还是彻头彻尾 |
| [00:37.197] | 和他吵架吵得喉咙发炎 |
| [00:38.950] | 最后生了病 想要关心 多喝热水 |
| [00:42.458] | 即使嘴够臭 但起码说真话 |
| [00:44.964] | “学历再高也没用 还得找男人嫁” |
| [00:47.719] | 只有他可以穿的够帅够潮 |
| [00:49.722] | 但当你露了锁骨 “你怎么那么骚啊” |
| [00:52.478] | 别轻易说分手希望你给个机会 |
| [00:55.485] | 他做的一切其实没人可以代替 |
| [00:57.991] | 我知道他的想法可能特别愚昧 |
| [01:00.748] | 可就算直男也是真的爱你 |
| [01:02.753] | Tiana： |
| [01:03.255] | 诶算了吧算了吧 |
| [01:04.509] | 先把内裤洗了吧 |
| [01:06.013] | 别没事整天躲在房间里面烟雾缭绕 |
| [01:09.019] | 如果说你还想和我一起到老 |
| [01:11.275] | 就麻烦先学学如何去换位思考 |
| [01:14.031] | 抱歉抱歉抱歉你也说了很多次 |
| [01:16.788] | 道歉道歉道歉多一事不如少一事 |
| [01:19.294] | 跟你谈段恋爱真的要做个勇士 |
| [01:22.050] | 不然一个不小心就会被你气死 |
| [01:23.554] | 澄海伯伯： |
| [01:24.055] | 对对对对对 你说的对 |
| [01:26.311] | 爱抽烟不是我罪 用诚实来填饱你胃 |
| [01:30.070] | 不再会孤独也不再会烦恼 |
| [01:32.829] | 你眉眼如丝我对你说句你好 |
| [01:35.334] | 我毕竟上海圣人柳下惠 |
| [01:37.840] | 没有提倡谁把谁踩在脚下对吗 |
| [01:40.095] | 你要求我在你的身上探索挖掘寻宝 |
| [01:42.852] | 我确说我要建设我的线上社交小岛 |
| [01:45.358] | 我不是 JackieChan |
| [01:47.678] | 我在自我世界打着bigbigman |
| [01:49.934] | 听说两个人在一起就是要比着谁更会犯贱那就请把我的衣服一起洗了好吗顺便 |
| [01:55.949] | 手机的音乐请换一声谢谢 |
| [01:58.455] | 不由自主看到的信息屏幕界面 |
| [02:01.213] | 上面有你有我有他的群聊信息不该有的愤怒全靠自我精神意志硬逼 |
| [02:06.477] | Tiana： |
| [02:06.977] | 凌晨五点半的wechat |
| [02:09.484] | 响个不停像在催促试探我的底线 |
| [02:12.240] | 也试过说服自己冷言冷语也不是你罪过 |
| [02:15.498] | 难道是我的错 |
| [02:17.252] | 没有温柔问候你只会说666 |
| [02:20.009] | 期待一句安慰却只等来say nono |
| [02:22.515] | 其实情人节过不过 也没有那么在意 |
| [02:25.524] | 你要他一个态度 他却跟你扯道理 |
| [02:28.281] | 没错 我有时玻璃心 |
| [02:30.035] | 但我并不任性 如果你也拎得清 |
| [02:32.541] | 成年人的生活规则我也懂 |
| [02:35.296] | 很多事情都是看得清但并不说破的通透 |
| [02:38.556] | 我也不是每天空到不要 |
| [02:40.561] | 才会出现在你身边每当你有需要 |
| [02:43.069] | 听说会装傻的女人最能让你心动 |
| [02:45.575] | 但不去装傻是我对你的基本尊重 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Major. cheng hai bo bo Tiana |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:19.905] | Major: |
| [00:20.907] | wo zhi dao zhi nan ai ba choker jiao zuo gou quan |
| [00:23.411] | ni jue de zhe duan ai tan qi lai bu guo jiu tian |
| [00:26.169] | ni shuo ta mei you yi ju hua shuo de ni ai ting |
| [00:28.425] | na ta sui ran mei qian |
| [00:29.679] | ni zhao le bi ta you qian de jiu shi bai jin |
| [00:31.935] | bu shi xin ji zhong gan jue ta shi zha pian fan |
| [00:34.440] | re lian de shi hou bu hai shi che tou che wei |
| [00:37.197] | he ta chao jia chao de hou long fa yan |
| [00:38.950] | zui hou sheng le bing xiang yao guan xin duo he re shui |
| [00:42.458] | ji shi zui gou chou dan qi ma shuo zhen hua |
| [00:44.964] | " xue li zai gao ye mei yong hai de zhao nan ren jia" |
| [00:47.719] | zhi you ta ke yi chuan de gou shuai gou chao |
| [00:49.722] | dan dang ni lu le suo gu " ni zen me na me sao a" |
| [00:52.478] | bie qing yi shuo fen shou xi wang ni gei ge ji hui |
| [00:55.485] | ta zuo de yi qie qi shi mei ren ke yi dai ti |
| [00:57.991] | wo zhi dao ta de xiang fa ke neng te bie yu mei |
| [01:00.748] | ke jiu suan zhi nan ye shi zhen de ai ni |
| [01:02.753] | Tiana: |
| [01:03.255] | ei suan le ba suan le ba |
| [01:04.509] | xian ba nei ku xi le ba |
| [01:06.013] | bie mei shi zheng tian duo zai fang jian li mian yan wu liao rao |
| [01:09.019] | ru guo shuo ni hai xiang he wo yi qi dao lao |
| [01:11.275] | jiu ma fan xian xue xue ru he qu huan wei si kao |
| [01:14.031] | bao qian bao qian bao qian ni ye shuo le hen duo ci |
| [01:16.788] | dao qian dao qian dao qian duo yi shi bu ru shao yi shi |
| [01:19.294] | gen ni tan duan lian ai zhen de yao zuo ge yong shi |
| [01:22.050] | bu ran yi ge bu xiao xin jiu hui bei ni qi si |
| [01:23.554] | cheng hai bo bo: |
| [01:24.055] | dui dui dui dui dui ni shuo de dui |
| [01:26.311] | ai chou yan bu shi wo zui yong cheng shi lai tian bao ni wei |
| [01:30.070] | bu zai hui gu du ye bu zai hui fan nao |
| [01:32.829] | ni mei yan ru si wo dui ni shuo ju ni hao |
| [01:35.334] | wo bi jing shang hai sheng ren liu xia hui |
| [01:37.840] | mei you ti chang shui ba shui cai zai jiao xia dui ma |
| [01:40.095] | ni yao qiu wo zai ni de shen shang tan suo wa jue xun bao |
| [01:42.852] | wo que shuo wo yao jian she wo de xian shang she jiao xiao dao |
| [01:45.358] | wo bu shi JackieChan |
| [01:47.678] | wo zai zi wo shi jie da zhe bigbigman |
| [01:49.934] | ting shuo liang ge ren zai yi qi jiu shi yao bi zhe shui geng hui fan jian na jiu qing ba wo de yi fu yi qi xi le hao ma shun bian |
| [01:55.949] | shou ji de yin yue qing huan yi sheng xie xie |
| [01:58.455] | bu you zi zhu kan dao de xin xi ping mu jie mian |
| [02:01.213] | shang mian you ni you wo you ta de qun liao xin xi bu gai you de fen nu quan kao zi wo jing shen yi zhi ying bi |
| [02:06.477] | Tiana: |
| [02:06.977] | ling chen wu dian ban de wechat |
| [02:09.484] | xiang ge bu ting xiang zai cui cu shi tan wo de di xian |
| [02:12.240] | ye shi guo shuo fu zi ji leng yan leng yu ye bu shi ni zui guo |
| [02:15.498] | nan dao shi wo de cuo |
| [02:17.252] | mei you wen rou wen hou ni zhi hui shuo 666 |
| [02:20.009] | qi dai yi ju an wei que zhi deng lai say nono |
| [02:22.515] | qi shi qing ren jie guo bu guo ye mei you na me zai yi |
| [02:25.524] | ni yao ta yi ge tai du ta que gen ni che dao li |
| [02:28.281] | mei cuo wo you shi bo li xin |
| [02:30.035] | dan wo bing bu ren xing ru guo ni ye lin de qing |
| [02:32.541] | cheng nian ren de sheng huo gui ze wo ye dong |
| [02:35.296] | hen duo shi qing dou shi kan de qing dan bing bu shuo po di tong tou |
| [02:38.556] | wo ye bu shi mei tian kong dao bu yao |
| [02:40.561] | cai hui chu xian zai ni shen bian mei dang ni you xu yao |
| [02:43.069] | ting shuo hui zhuang sha de nv ren zui neng rang ni xin dong |
| [02:45.575] | dan bu qu zhuang sha shi wo dui ni de ji ben zun zhong |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Major. chéng hǎi bó bo Tiana |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:19.905] | Major: |
| [00:20.907] | wǒ zhī dào zhí nán ái bǎ choker jiào zuò gǒu quān |
| [00:23.411] | nǐ jué de zhè duàn ài tán qǐ lái bù guò jiǔ tiān |
| [00:26.169] | nǐ shuō tā méi yǒu yī jù huà shuō de nǐ ài tīng |
| [00:28.425] | nà tā suī rán méi qián |
| [00:29.679] | nǐ zhǎo le bǐ tā yǒu qián de jiù shì bài jīn |
| [00:31.935] | bú shì xīn jī zhòng gǎn jué tā shì zhà piàn fàn |
| [00:34.440] | rè liàn de shí hòu bù hái shì chè tóu chè wěi |
| [00:37.197] | hé tā chǎo jià chǎo dé hóu lóng fā yán |
| [00:38.950] | zuì hòu shēng le bìng xiǎng yào guān xīn duō hē rè shuǐ |
| [00:42.458] | jí shǐ zuǐ gòu chòu dàn qǐ mǎ shuō zhēn huà |
| [00:44.964] | " xué lì zài gāo yě méi yòng hái dé zhǎo nán rén jià" |
| [00:47.719] | zhǐ yǒu tā kě yǐ chuān de gòu shuài gòu cháo |
| [00:49.722] | dàn dāng nǐ lù le suǒ gǔ " nǐ zěn me nà me sāo a" |
| [00:52.478] | bié qīng yì shuō fēn shǒu xī wàng nǐ gěi gè jī huì |
| [00:55.485] | tā zuò de yī qiè qí shí méi rén kě yǐ dài tì |
| [00:57.991] | wǒ zhī dào tā de xiǎng fǎ kě néng tè bié yú mèi |
| [01:00.748] | kě jiù suàn zhí nán yě shì zhēn de ài nǐ |
| [01:02.753] | Tiana: |
| [01:03.255] | éi suàn le ba suàn le ba |
| [01:04.509] | xiān bǎ nèi kù xǐ le ba |
| [01:06.013] | bié méi shì zhěng tiān duǒ zài fáng jiān lǐ miàn yān wù liáo rào |
| [01:09.019] | rú guǒ shuō nǐ hái xiǎng hé wǒ yì qǐ dào lǎo |
| [01:11.275] | jiù má fán xiān xué xué rú hé qù huàn wèi sī kǎo |
| [01:14.031] | bào qiàn bào qiàn bào qiàn nǐ yě shuō le hěn duō cì |
| [01:16.788] | dào qiàn dào qiàn dào qiàn duō yī shì bù rú shǎo yī shì |
| [01:19.294] | gēn nǐ tán duàn liàn ài zhēn de yào zuò gè yǒng shì |
| [01:22.050] | bù rán yí gè bù xiǎo xīn jiù huì bèi nǐ qì sǐ |
| [01:23.554] | chéng hǎi bó bo: |
| [01:24.055] | duì duì duì duì duì nǐ shuō de duì |
| [01:26.311] | ài chōu yān bú shì wǒ zuì yòng chéng shí lái tián bǎo nǐ wèi |
| [01:30.070] | bù zài huì gū dú yě bù zài huì fán nǎo |
| [01:32.829] | nǐ méi yǎn rú sī wǒ duì nǐ shuō jù nǐ hǎo |
| [01:35.334] | wǒ bì jìng shàng hǎi shèng rén liǔ xià huì |
| [01:37.840] | méi yǒu tí chàng shuí bǎ shuí cǎi zài jiǎo xià duì ma |
| [01:40.095] | nǐ yāo qiú wǒ zài nǐ de shēn shàng tàn suǒ wā jué xún bǎo |
| [01:42.852] | wǒ què shuō wǒ yào jiàn shè wǒ de xiàn shàng shè jiāo xiǎo dǎo |
| [01:45.358] | wǒ bú shì JackieChan |
| [01:47.678] | wǒ zài zì wǒ shì jiè dǎ zhe bigbigman |
| [01:49.934] | tīng shuō liǎng gè rén zài yì qǐ jiù shì yào bǐ zhe shuí gèng huì fàn jiàn nà jiù qǐng bǎ wǒ de yī fú yì qǐ xǐ le hǎo ma shùn biàn |
| [01:55.949] | shǒu jī de yīn yuè qǐng huàn yī shēng xiè xiè |
| [01:58.455] | bù yóu zì zhǔ kàn dào de xìn xī píng mù jiè miàn |
| [02:01.213] | shàng miàn yǒu nǐ yǒu wǒ yǒu tā de qún liáo xìn xī bù gāi yǒu de fèn nù quán kào zì wǒ jīng shén yì zhì yìng bī |
| [02:06.477] | Tiana: |
| [02:06.977] | líng chén wǔ diǎn bàn de wechat |
| [02:09.484] | xiǎng gè bù tíng xiàng zài cuī cù shì tàn wǒ de dǐ xiàn |
| [02:12.240] | yě shì guò shuō fú zì jǐ lěng yán lěng yǔ yě bú shì nǐ zuì guò |
| [02:15.498] | nán dào shì wǒ de cuò |
| [02:17.252] | méi yǒu wēn róu wèn hòu nǐ zhǐ huì shuō 666 |
| [02:20.009] | qī dài yī jù ān wèi què zhǐ děng lái say nono |
| [02:22.515] | qí shí qíng rén jié guò bù guò yě méi yǒu nà me zài yì |
| [02:25.524] | nǐ yào tā yí gè tài dù tā què gēn nǐ chě dào lǐ |
| [02:28.281] | méi cuò wǒ yǒu shí bō lí xīn |
| [02:30.035] | dàn wǒ bìng bù rèn xìng rú guǒ nǐ yě līn dé qīng |
| [02:32.541] | chéng nián rén de shēng huó guī zé wǒ yě dǒng |
| [02:35.296] | hěn duō shì qíng dōu shì kàn de qīng dàn bìng bù shuō pò dì tōng tòu |
| [02:38.556] | wǒ yě bú shì měi tiān kōng dào bú yào |
| [02:40.561] | cái huì chū xiàn zài nǐ shēn biān měi dāng nǐ yǒu xū yào |
| [02:43.069] | tīng shuō huì zhuāng shǎ de nǚ rén zuì néng ràng nǐ xīn dòng |
| [02:45.575] | dàn bù qù zhuāng shǎ shì wǒ duì nǐ de jī běn zūn zhòng |
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