| Song | The Emancipation Of Mr. X |
| Artist | Chad & Jeremy |
| Album | The Ark |
| 作词 : Clyde | |
| Clyde | |
| There's a man I know - I shall call him Mr. X | |
| (Such a nice man) | |
| Then one fine day, mr. X was heard to say | |
| "You can all go to hell!" | |
| And he wished the office boy farewell | |
| As he scrambled for the stairs | |
| Such a nice man | |
| Why ever do a thing like that? | |
| He didn't even take his hat | |
| Or draw his pay | |
| He didn't wander very far | |
| For as he reached the car | |
| He saw the park beyond | |
| And little boats upon a pond | |
| And he wanted just to play, so . . . . | |
| Like a man possessed | |
| He walked to the pond and there undressed | |
| And gamboled in the sun | |
| And he shrieked all the while, "I'm having fun | |
| For the first time in my life!" | |
| Such a nice man | |
| You'll never guess what happened then | |
| I only heard about it when | |
| The ambulance came | |
| While he was thus imbued | |
| And was sitting in the nude | |
| He was looking at a flower | |
| And as the clock struck the hour of five | |
| They carted him away | |
| Such a nice man | |
| He says he's God and perhaps he's right | |
| For he never ever gets uptight | |
| And he swears he's sane | |
| And he prays for us all every night | |
| Such a nice man |
| zuò cí : Clyde | |
| Clyde | |
| There' s a man I know I shall call him Mr. X | |
| Such a nice man | |
| Then one fine day, mr. X was heard to say | |
| " You can all go to hell!" | |
| And he wished the office boy farewell | |
| As he scrambled for the stairs | |
| Such a nice man | |
| Why ever do a thing like that? | |
| He didn' t even take his hat | |
| Or draw his pay | |
| He didn' t wander very far | |
| For as he reached the car | |
| He saw the park beyond | |
| And little boats upon a pond | |
| And he wanted just to play, so . . . . | |
| Like a man possessed | |
| He walked to the pond and there undressed | |
| And gamboled in the sun | |
| And he shrieked all the while, " I' m having fun | |
| For the first time in my life!" | |
| Such a nice man | |
| You' ll never guess what happened then | |
| I only heard about it when | |
| The ambulance came | |
| While he was thus imbued | |
| And was sitting in the nude | |
| He was looking at a flower | |
| And as the clock struck the hour of five | |
| They carted him away | |
| Such a nice man | |
| He says he' s God and perhaps he' s right | |
| For he never ever gets uptight | |
| And he swears he' s sane | |
| And he prays for us all every night | |
| Such a nice man |