| Song | Don't They Have Payphones Wherever You Were Last Night |
| Artist | Casiotone for the Painfully Alone |
| Album | Etiquette |
| I waited up til it was light. | |
| Don't they have payphones | |
| wherever you were last night? | |
| You stumbled in & what a sight | |
| all pale and puffy eyes | |
| under the bathroom bright. | |
| A face to give a ghost a fright. | |
| Don't they have payphones | |
| wherever you were last night? |