| Song | Happy Mother's Day |
| Artist | Casiotone for the Painfully Alone |
| Album | Etiquette |
| I wrote a performance | |
| for my mother to act in | |
| but she couldn't come | |
| she was taken by fits of rage | |
| unlike anything she had experienced | |
| in her 57 years of life | |
| she felt unfit & unable | |
| & she apologized | |
| the performance was cancelled |