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How y'all doing there, folks? |
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My name is Aberdeen Washington |
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And I'm a proud American and a terrorist fighter |
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That's right |
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Hey get me another beer bitch |
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Now when the day Bin Laden comes to town |
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I'm a drop a deuce wipe it up with his towel |
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Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, I'm a watch some football |
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I pray to the lord the Cowboys win |
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And beat the hell out of those damn Redskins |
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Call up the boys, get drunk as shit |
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Goddamn right, I'm American |
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That's right, I'm American |
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Got a picture of Reagan above my fire |
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Next to the deer I shot with my rifle |
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N.R.A.? Hell yeah, I support 'em |
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No pro-choice, no abortion |
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Mexicans? send 'em back over the border |
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Right on home to Samoa, wherever they come from |
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Taking our jobs, eating out hamburgers, taking our jobs |
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They're taking our jobs, I see 'em in the fields I'm taking their heads off |
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I hate my job and I hate my boss |
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But I love my country and I pray to God that the cowboys win |
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**** YEAH ROMO |
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That the Cowboys win |
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That's right, that's right, that's right, come on |
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Everybody just clap your hands |
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If you love our country, if you love our land |
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That's right |
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And if you're not clapping your hands |
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You're a terrorist and you eat sand, sandwiches |
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The day Bin Laden comes to town |
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I'm a drop a deuce wipe my poop with his towel |
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Mow my lawn, sit on the couch, and I'm a watch some football |
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And I pray to the lord the Cowboys win |
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And beat the hell out of those damn Redskins |
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Call up the boys, get drunk as shit |
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Goddamn right, I'm American |
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I'm Ameri-****in'-can |
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Now John McCain and Sarah Palin I know you lost out there and it was a tough one |
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But you're still two mavericks in my book, don't worry about it |
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Now listen Palin, I heard you like beer |
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Me too and I don't have a six pack, but I got a beer bong in my pants |
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What do you say we go get shitfaced in a helicopter and kill a moose |
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America, the chosen |
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Guns, explosions |
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McDonalds, bowling |
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You don't like it, we exploit ya |
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Pop a pill, get a boner |
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Hell Yeah Tony Romo |
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Man that guy's so damn cute I want to sack his boner and ride him brokeback all the way to Wyoming |
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...No homo... syke |
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Hey I said no homo |
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Hey... **** terrorists |
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I don't mean like, I don't want to **** a terrorist |
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Guys I'm kidding |
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I like Romo, I don't like Romo |
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I said **** terrorists not I want to **** a terrorist |
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you wouldn't, if you caught Bin Laden you wouldn't give him one in the butt? |
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For America? |
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If ya said "no homo" right after ya did it? |
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It doesn't count if it's terrorists |
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Hey little Aberdeen, come in here |
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Yeah |
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Hey come sing the family national anthem, come on |
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USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey |
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USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, Hey, Hey |
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That's right, I'm an American citizen |
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Aberdeen Washington, this is my country |
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And just because Barack Obama won the presidential election |
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Does not mean that half the country doesn't feel the same way I do |
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And I came to America |
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And I live in America |
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Come on |
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And I live in America |
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I do too, dad |
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Let me get 'em |
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And I live in America |
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And I live in Ameri... |
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Shut up, little Aberdeen shut the **** up |
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My bad |
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Let me tell 'em |
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That's right |
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I'm American |
