| Song | If I Only Had A Brain (LP Version) |
| Artist | Michael Feinstein |
| Album | The M.G.M. Album |
| 作词 : E.Y. Harburg | |
| 作曲 : Harold Arlen | |
| I could while away the hours | |
| Conferrin' with the flowers | |
| Consultin' with the rain | |
| And my head I'd be scratchin' | |
| While my thoughts were busy hatchin' | |
| If I only had a brain | |
| I'd unravel any riddle | |
| For any individd-el | |
| In trouble or in pain | |
| With the thoughts I'd be thinkin' | |
| I could be another Lincoln | |
| If I only had a brain | |
| Oh, I could tell you why | |
| The ocean's near the shore | |
| I could think of things I never thunk before | |
| And then I'd sit and think some more | |
| I would not be just a nothin' | |
| My head all full of stuffin' | |
| My heart all full of pain | |
| Perhaps I deserve you | |
| And be even worthy erve you | |
| If I only had | |
| If I only had a brain |
| zuò cí : E. Y. Harburg | |
| zuò qǔ : Harold Arlen | |
| I could while away the hours | |
| Conferrin' with the flowers | |
| Consultin' with the rain | |
| And my head I' d be scratchin' | |
| While my thoughts were busy hatchin' | |
| If I only had a brain | |
| I' d unravel any riddle | |
| For any individdel | |
| In trouble or in pain | |
| With the thoughts I' d be thinkin' | |
| I could be another Lincoln | |
| If I only had a brain | |
| Oh, I could tell you why | |
| The ocean' s near the shore | |
| I could think of things I never thunk before | |
| And then I' d sit and think some more | |
| I would not be just a nothin' | |
| My head all full of stuffin' | |
| My heart all full of pain | |
| Perhaps I deserve you | |
| And be even worthy erve you | |
| If I only had | |
| If I only had a brain |