| Song | That's Entertainment (LP Version) |
| Artist | Michael Feinstein |
| Album | The M.G.M. Album |
| 作词 : Howard Dietz | |
| 作曲 : Arthur Schwartz | |
| A clown with his pants falling down | |
| Or the dance that's a dream of romance | |
| Or the scene where the villain is mean | |
| That's entertainment! | |
| The lights on the lady in tights | |
| Or he bride with the guy by her side | |
| Or the ball where she gives it her all | |
| That's entertainment! | |
| The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex | |
| A gay divorcee who is after her ex | |
| It could be Oedipus Rex | |
| Where a chap kills his father and causes lots of bother | |
| The clerk who is thrown out of work | |
| By the boss who is thrown for a loss | |
| By the skirt who is doing him dirt | |
| The world is a stage; the stage is a world of entertainment! | |
| It might be a fight like you see on the screen | |
| A swain getting slain for the love of a queen | |
| Some great Shakespearean scene | |
| Where a ghost and a prince meet, and everyone ends in mincemeat | |
| The guy who was waving the flag | |
| That began with the mystical hand | |
| Hip hooray! The American way | |
| The world is a stage; the stage is a world of entertainment! |
| zuò cí : Howard Dietz | |
| zuò qǔ : Arthur Schwartz | |
| A clown with his pants falling down | |
| Or the dance that' s a dream of romance | |
| Or the scene where the villain is mean | |
| That' s entertainment! | |
| The lights on the lady in tights | |
| Or he bride with the guy by her side | |
| Or the ball where she gives it her all | |
| That' s entertainment! | |
| The plot can be hot, simply teeming with sex | |
| A gay divorcee who is after her ex | |
| It could be Oedipus Rex | |
| Where a chap kills his father and causes lots of bother | |
| The clerk who is thrown out of work | |
| By the boss who is thrown for a loss | |
| By the skirt who is doing him dirt | |
| The world is a stage the stage is a world of entertainment! | |
| It might be a fight like you see on the screen | |
| A swain getting slain for the love of a queen | |
| Some great Shakespearean scene | |
| Where a ghost and a prince meet, and everyone ends in mincemeat | |
| The guy who was waving the flag | |
| That began with the mystical hand | |
| Hip hooray! The American way | |
| The world is a stage the stage is a world of entertainment! |