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A fine romance with no kisses |
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A fine romance my friend this is |
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We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes |
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But you're cold as yesterday's mashed potato's |
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A fine romance you won't nestle |
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A fine romance you won't wrestle |
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I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunts |
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I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance |
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A fine romance with no kisses |
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A fine romance my fried this is |
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You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean |
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At least they flap their fins to express emotion |
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A fine romance, with no clinches |
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A fine romance with no pinches |
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You're just as hard to land as the I'll be France |
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I haven't got a chance this is a fine romance |
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I don't need a moon to look, a tune from violin |
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Here with you, I need a book and tons of aspirin |
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Socially you must remember me |
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I seem to be the stranger on whose knee you sat |
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This great love the love I'm speaking of |
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I've got it up to hear my dear and that is that |
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A fine romance, my dear dutches |
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Two old fogies, who need crutches |
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True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has |
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We don't have half the thrills the march of time has |
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A fine romance my good woman |
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My strong aged in the woods woman |
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You never give the orchids I send a glance |
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No you like cactus plants this is a fine romance |
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You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants |
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I just don't stand a chance this is a fine romance |
