作曲 : Currie, Howe | |
Ye married a monk, ye married a moose | |
Ye married a carey-on roond the hoose | |
A roon the hoose, a roon the hoose | |
Let's all a carey on roon the hoose | |
Ye married a boy who'd never been kissed | |
Married a god who didn't exist | |
Ye married a wally, ye married a ghost | |
Ye married a strangler, deaf as a post | |
So jig the jig and waltz the waltz | |
Polka polka through the halls | |
Festoon yer room wi a sprig of gorse | |
Let's get married and let's divorce | |
Married a stripper, ye married a tease | |
Ye married a circus and all the fleas | |
Ye married the hunchback doon on his knees | |
Ye married johnny heed in the breeze | |
Ye married a fox, ye married a minx | |
Ye married a smarmy skinny malink | |
Ye married the man with the handicap | |
That put St Andrews on the map | |
Ye married the scheemie, ye married the radge | |
Ye married the boy with a Pastels badge | |
Ye married a moron name o' Gordon | |
Then ye married a traffic warden | |
Ye married the man ye love to hate | |
Ye hated him, weil, from the first date | |
Married a murderer on the Monday | |
You'll be oot or dead by Sunday | |
Ye married the playa, ye married the game | |
Ye married the whole of the fitba team | |
Ye married the drunk with the Special Brew | |
Married the captain and all his crew | |
Ye married a cower and timorous beastie | |
Married a cunt all sloppy and yeasty | |
Married a bent copper and then | |
Married them all over again | |
Ye married the baker, the butcher, the creep | |
Ye married the shepherd and all of his sheep | |
Ye married the corporal and his wife | |
Ye married the cooper, the cooper o' Fife | |
Ye've made a mistake, it's plain as a rose | |
Plain as the brain at the end of yer nose | |
Plain as the sneeze, the sneeze on yer face | |
To marry them all was a big mistake | |
Ye married too young, ye married a ginger | |
Married a minger and whipped a whinger | |
Married a moose whose heed was thrawn | |
Annulled the marriage on Saturday morn | |
Ye married a monk, ye married a moose | |
Married a carey-on roond the hoose | |
A roon the hoose, a roon the hoose | |
Let's all a carey on roon the hoose | |
Ye married a glaikit football stag | |
Ye married a man with a wank mag | |
Ye married a tool, ye married a knife | |
Ye married the man who beat his wife | |
So jig the jig and waltz the waltz | |
Polka polka through the halls | |
Festoon yer room wi sprigs of gorse | |
Let's get married and let's divorce | |
Ye married a creep, ye married a ghoul | |
Ye married a neep o' the Glesga school | |
Ye married a less-than-a-tinker's cuss | |
Divorce is the thing, the thing for us | |
So clear yer tears and don't ye greet | |
West is heed and East is feet | |
And never the twain shall marry or meet | |
So never ye tarry and never ye greet | |
Ye married the cat, ye married the dog | |
Married them both in the eyes of god | |
Sixteen men who died of flu | |
Then you married the undertaker too |
zuo qu : Currie, Howe | |
Ye married a monk, ye married a moose | |
Ye married a careyon roond the hoose | |
A roon the hoose, a roon the hoose | |
Let' s all a carey on roon the hoose | |
Ye married a boy who' d never been kissed | |
Married a god who didn' t exist | |
Ye married a wally, ye married a ghost | |
Ye married a strangler, deaf as a post | |
So jig the jig and waltz the waltz | |
Polka polka through the halls | |
Festoon yer room wi a sprig of gorse | |
Let' s get married and let' s divorce | |
Married a stripper, ye married a tease | |
Ye married a circus and all the fleas | |
Ye married the hunchback doon on his knees | |
Ye married johnny heed in the breeze | |
Ye married a fox, ye married a minx | |
Ye married a smarmy skinny malink | |
Ye married the man with the handicap | |
That put St Andrews on the map | |
Ye married the scheemie, ye married the radge | |
Ye married the boy with a Pastels badge | |
Ye married a moron name o' Gordon | |
Then ye married a traffic warden | |
Ye married the man ye love to hate | |
Ye hated him, weil, from the first date | |
Married a murderer on the Monday | |
You' ll be oot or dead by Sunday | |
Ye married the playa, ye married the game | |
Ye married the whole of the fitba team | |
Ye married the drunk with the Special Brew | |
Married the captain and all his crew | |
Ye married a cower and timorous beastie | |
Married a cunt all sloppy and yeasty | |
Married a bent copper and then | |
Married them all over again | |
Ye married the baker, the butcher, the creep | |
Ye married the shepherd and all of his sheep | |
Ye married the corporal and his wife | |
Ye married the cooper, the cooper o' Fife | |
Ye' ve made a mistake, it' s plain as a rose | |
Plain as the brain at the end of yer nose | |
Plain as the sneeze, the sneeze on yer face | |
To marry them all was a big mistake | |
Ye married too young, ye married a ginger | |
Married a minger and whipped a whinger | |
Married a moose whose heed was thrawn | |
Annulled the marriage on Saturday morn | |
Ye married a monk, ye married a moose | |
Married a careyon roond the hoose | |
A roon the hoose, a roon the hoose | |
Let' s all a carey on roon the hoose | |
Ye married a glaikit football stag | |
Ye married a man with a wank mag | |
Ye married a tool, ye married a knife | |
Ye married the man who beat his wife | |
So jig the jig and waltz the waltz | |
Polka polka through the halls | |
Festoon yer room wi sprigs of gorse | |
Let' s get married and let' s divorce | |
Ye married a creep, ye married a ghoul | |
Ye married a neep o' the Glesga school | |
Ye married a lessthanatinker' s cuss | |
Divorce is the thing, the thing for us | |
So clear yer tears and don' t ye greet | |
West is heed and East is feet | |
And never the twain shall marry or meet | |
So never ye tarry and never ye greet | |
Ye married the cat, ye married the dog | |
Married them both in the eyes of god | |
Sixteen men who died of flu | |
Then you married the undertaker too |
zuò qǔ : Currie, Howe | |
Ye married a monk, ye married a moose | |
Ye married a careyon roond the hoose | |
A roon the hoose, a roon the hoose | |
Let' s all a carey on roon the hoose | |
Ye married a boy who' d never been kissed | |
Married a god who didn' t exist | |
Ye married a wally, ye married a ghost | |
Ye married a strangler, deaf as a post | |
So jig the jig and waltz the waltz | |
Polka polka through the halls | |
Festoon yer room wi a sprig of gorse | |
Let' s get married and let' s divorce | |
Married a stripper, ye married a tease | |
Ye married a circus and all the fleas | |
Ye married the hunchback doon on his knees | |
Ye married johnny heed in the breeze | |
Ye married a fox, ye married a minx | |
Ye married a smarmy skinny malink | |
Ye married the man with the handicap | |
That put St Andrews on the map | |
Ye married the scheemie, ye married the radge | |
Ye married the boy with a Pastels badge | |
Ye married a moron name o' Gordon | |
Then ye married a traffic warden | |
Ye married the man ye love to hate | |
Ye hated him, weil, from the first date | |
Married a murderer on the Monday | |
You' ll be oot or dead by Sunday | |
Ye married the playa, ye married the game | |
Ye married the whole of the fitba team | |
Ye married the drunk with the Special Brew | |
Married the captain and all his crew | |
Ye married a cower and timorous beastie | |
Married a cunt all sloppy and yeasty | |
Married a bent copper and then | |
Married them all over again | |
Ye married the baker, the butcher, the creep | |
Ye married the shepherd and all of his sheep | |
Ye married the corporal and his wife | |
Ye married the cooper, the cooper o' Fife | |
Ye' ve made a mistake, it' s plain as a rose | |
Plain as the brain at the end of yer nose | |
Plain as the sneeze, the sneeze on yer face | |
To marry them all was a big mistake | |
Ye married too young, ye married a ginger | |
Married a minger and whipped a whinger | |
Married a moose whose heed was thrawn | |
Annulled the marriage on Saturday morn | |
Ye married a monk, ye married a moose | |
Married a careyon roond the hoose | |
A roon the hoose, a roon the hoose | |
Let' s all a carey on roon the hoose | |
Ye married a glaikit football stag | |
Ye married a man with a wank mag | |
Ye married a tool, ye married a knife | |
Ye married the man who beat his wife | |
So jig the jig and waltz the waltz | |
Polka polka through the halls | |
Festoon yer room wi sprigs of gorse | |
Let' s get married and let' s divorce | |
Ye married a creep, ye married a ghoul | |
Ye married a neep o' the Glesga school | |
Ye married a lessthanatinker' s cuss | |
Divorce is the thing, the thing for us | |
So clear yer tears and don' t ye greet | |
West is heed and East is feet | |
And never the twain shall marry or meet | |
So never ye tarry and never ye greet | |
Ye married the cat, ye married the dog | |
Married them both in the eyes of god | |
Sixteen men who died of flu | |
Then you married the undertaker too |