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This is the tale of Robin Hood |
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Kind and fair, brave and good |
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This is the tale of Robin Hood |
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How the guy got shafted |
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Robin Hood, Robin Hood |
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Robbing from the rich, giving to the good |
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Robin Hood, Robin Hood |
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Happy ever after |
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But driving down from Nottingham, here comes Dooh Nibor |
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His motto is 'Protection' and his motto is 'Screw the poor' |
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Dooh Nibor, Dooh Nibor, serve the rich, screw the poor |
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Don't let the bastard grind you down |
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He drags you to the granary out among the cranes |
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At the end of the runway underneath the planes |
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In a big black suit that looks a little strange |
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With the gold crash hat in the rays of the sun |
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With the visor black and the baseball bat and the ..... |
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Robin Hood, Robin Hood |
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You're not dead yet, it's just some blood |
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Robin Hood, Robin Hood |
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Get back and show the bastard! |
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Robin Hood, Robin Hood |
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Bound and gagged in the nude |
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Robin Hood, in the boot |
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Of an Opel Corsa |
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As the pylons glisten in the sun of Dooh Nibor |
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The world below him listens, there's no place for you here any more |
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We pull our golden helmets on and turn to face the sun |
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Don't let the bastards grind you down |
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He's got you cuffed at the reservoir up above the dam |
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With a gag and a blindfold shitting in your pants |
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Clambering on scaffolding, stumbling on planks |
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Look out, Robin! (Too late!) |
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Robin Hood, Robin Hood |
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Breathing through a rubber tube |
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Sherwood Forest is your club |
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Sherwood Forest for the cup |
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Robin Hood, Robin Hood |
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In a wheelchair buying food |
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Paralysed but feeling good |
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Mentally retarded |
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Pull your golden helmet on and take a golden ride |
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Kidney dialysis colostomy bag by your side |
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Robin Hood, Robin Hood, breathing through your rubber tube |
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Don't let the bastards grind you down! |
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Don't let the bastards grind you down! |