| Song | Corkscrew King |
| Artist | Momus |
| Album | Otto Spooky |
| 作词 : Currie | |
| Bakatono bakemono henna ojisan | |
| Gamushara sekuhara henna ojisan | |
| The king is in the winter, in the winter of his prime | |
| Welcome to the kingdom of the Corkscrew King | |
| See him pour a jet of wine across a concubine | |
| See him try in vain to plunge the corkscrew in | |
| See him eat sashimi from a naked woman's breast | |
| See him drink wakame sake from her sex | |
| Send in all the dancing girls and send in all the wine | |
| He's impotent, omnipotent, and only sixty-nine | |
| Send in Dr Mojo who can turn back time | |
| Send in more Viagra to halt the decline | |
| When you're sixty-nine the sky is overcast | |
| The castle flag is flying... half mast | |
| The gate is shut, the canon blocked | |
| The flower they fire at one o'clock half-cocked | |
| The tower flops, the blossom drops | |
| The king will play the shamisen | |
| Bakatono bakemono henna ojisan | |
| Gamushara sekuhara henna ojisan | |
| The Yogi Dr Swami with his hand upon his thing | |
| Guru by appointment to the Corkscrew King | |
| Says, "A badger in the hand is worth a badger in the bush | |
| A badger down your pants, you've got to push push push" | |
| An aged man, the poet says, is but a paltry thing | |
| A tattered coat upon a stick, unless he sing | |
| So clap your hands for every wrinkle in your mortal dress | |
| Join the throng and dance along with the Corkscrew King | |
| Send in Dr Mojo who can turn back time | |
| The castle flag is flying and the weather's fine | |
| But when you're sixty-nine the sky is overcast | |
| The castle flag is flying... half mast | |
| The gate is shut, the canon blocked | |
| The flower they fire at one o'clock half-cocked | |
| The tower flops, the blossom drops | |
| The king will play the shamisen |
| zuò cí : Currie | |
| Bakatono bakemono henna ojisan | |
| Gamushara sekuhara henna ojisan | |
| The king is in the winter, in the winter of his prime | |
| Welcome to the kingdom of the Corkscrew King | |
| See him pour a jet of wine across a concubine | |
| See him try in vain to plunge the corkscrew in | |
| See him eat sashimi from a naked woman' s breast | |
| See him drink wakame sake from her sex | |
| Send in all the dancing girls and send in all the wine | |
| He' s impotent, omnipotent, and only sixtynine | |
| Send in Dr Mojo who can turn back time | |
| Send in more Viagra to halt the decline | |
| When you' re sixtynine the sky is overcast | |
| The castle flag is flying... half mast | |
| The gate is shut, the canon blocked | |
| The flower they fire at one o' clock halfcocked | |
| The tower flops, the blossom drops | |
| The king will play the shamisen | |
| Bakatono bakemono henna ojisan | |
| Gamushara sekuhara henna ojisan | |
| The Yogi Dr Swami with his hand upon his thing | |
| Guru by appointment to the Corkscrew King | |
| Says, " A badger in the hand is worth a badger in the bush | |
| A badger down your pants, you' ve got to push push push" | |
| An aged man, the poet says, is but a paltry thing | |
| A tattered coat upon a stick, unless he sing | |
| So clap your hands for every wrinkle in your mortal dress | |
| Join the throng and dance along with the Corkscrew King | |
| Send in Dr Mojo who can turn back time | |
| The castle flag is flying and the weather' s fine | |
| But when you' re sixtynine the sky is overcast | |
| The castle flag is flying... half mast | |
| The gate is shut, the canon blocked | |
| The flower they fire at one o' clock halfcocked | |
| The tower flops, the blossom drops | |
| The king will play the shamisen |