| Song | Red White & Blues |
| Artist | Mighty Mo Rodgers |
| Album | Red, White & Blues |
| Hi, welcome to America! Glad you made it. | |
| On the left you’ll notice a coin slot. | |
| Insert dollars only please. | |
| Got no bread for the rent, | |
| I got my next two paychecks spent | |
| And my debts are rising faster than a rocket | |
| Money comes, doesn’t stay, now they say I’ve got to pay | |
| And the man’s got his hands in yo’ pocket | |
| I got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues | |
| To the Land of the Free, so they call it | |
| I say, Help me through this mess | |
| And they say, Kiss my IRS | |
| And they left me here with the red white and blues | |
| They demand I supply, but my deficit is high | |
| And I don’t know how I’m ever gonna make it | |
| While I watch my taxes soar, they say, Son you owe us more! | |
| And if you don’t hand it over we’ll just take it | |
| Got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues | |
| To the Land of the Free, so they call it | |
| I say, Help me through this mess | |
| And they say, Kiss my IRS | |
| And they left me here with the red white and blues | |
| (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) | |
| You see friends, Uncle Sam needs your money! | |
| We got to support the CIA, the FBI, | |
| And all of our associates at the BCCI! | |
| Clark, he didn’t know anything-he didn’t know ANYthing! | |
| We gotta fund some studies on UFOs, | |
| We gotta help out all those poor S and Ls, | |
| We gotta have a meeting with eating…so | |
| We can’t give you a break, now can we, son? So, | |
| I tell ya what we’re gonna do: | |
| We’re gonna take your house, | |
| We’re gonna take your car, | |
| We’re gonna take your wife, | |
| And we’re gonna take your guitar, | |
| And if you got any dreams we’re gonna take them, too! | |
| Heh heh heh heh—have a nice day! | |
| I’ve got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues | |
| To the Land of the Free, so they call it | |
| I say, Help me through this mess | |
| And they say, K-k-k-kiss my IRS | |
| And they left me here with the red white and blues | |
| Come right this way. | |
| Welcome to my office. | |
| I do a lot of damage from this 12-by-12 cubicle! (laugh) You’ll see! Yeah! | |
| You know, I mean, | |
| Let me take a couple of examples here of great Americans who’ve contributed to our culture. | |
| We like to treat ‘em the way we like to treat ‘em! | |
| For instance, Redd Foxx, | |
| Well he’s dead, but he had some gold chains on when he was buried, | |
| You know, we know how to get in there and get those chains! | |
| And, well, ol’ Willie Nelson! | |
| Everybody loves him and well, | |
| He was manipulated by a couple of big name accounting firms, | |
| But that’s not gonna stop us from taking everything he’s got, is it? NO! | |
| I’m gonna get you, Willie! Heh heh heh heh. | |
| And now, well lemme see, ol’ –uh- Sammy Davis, Jr! Everybody loved him, | |
| Well we’ll just chase his wife til she dies and take everything she has, too! | |
| Because that’s the way we work! | |
| We’re the IRS! We are the United States Government! | |
| We spend our money the way it should be spent. | |
| You see, for example, in California, | |
| All these auto plants are moving down to Mexico, | |
| Because the labor rates are cheaper. | |
| We provide tax incentives for them to do that, | |
| And then we just blame the unemployment on the Japanese! (laugh!) | |
| Ding-dong! | |
| Hi, I’m John, this is my wife, Cindy. | |
| We’re IRS agents, we live next door to you now. |
| Hi, welcome to America! Glad you made it. | |
| On the left you' ll notice a coin slot. | |
| Insert dollars only please. | |
| Got no bread for the rent, | |
| I got my next two paychecks spent | |
| And my debts are rising faster than a rocket | |
| Money comes, doesn' t stay, now they say I' ve got to pay | |
| And the man' s got his hands in yo' pocket | |
| I got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues | |
| To the Land of the Free, so they call it | |
| I say, Help me through this mess | |
| And they say, Kiss my IRS | |
| And they left me here with the red white and blues | |
| They demand I supply, but my deficit is high | |
| And I don' t know how I' m ever gonna make it | |
| While I watch my taxes soar, they say, Son you owe us more! | |
| And if you don' t hand it over we' ll just take it | |
| Got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues | |
| To the Land of the Free, so they call it | |
| I say, Help me through this mess | |
| And they say, Kiss my IRS | |
| And they left me here with the red white and blues | |
| yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah | |
| You see friends, Uncle Sam needs your money! | |
| We got to support the CIA, the FBI, | |
| And all of our associates at the BCCI! | |
| Clark, he didn' t know anythinghe didn' t know ANYthing! | |
| We gotta fund some studies on UFOs, | |
| We gotta help out all those poor S and Ls, | |
| We gotta have a meeting with eating so | |
| We can' t give you a break, now can we, son? So, | |
| I tell ya what we' re gonna do: | |
| We' re gonna take your house, | |
| We' re gonna take your car, | |
| We' re gonna take your wife, | |
| And we' re gonna take your guitar, | |
| And if you got any dreams we' re gonna take them, too! | |
| Heh heh heh heh have a nice day! | |
| I' ve got the red, white, and blues, cause I got to pay my dues | |
| To the Land of the Free, so they call it | |
| I say, Help me through this mess | |
| And they say, Kkkkiss my IRS | |
| And they left me here with the red white and blues | |
| Come right this way. | |
| Welcome to my office. | |
| I do a lot of damage from this 12by12 cubicle! laugh You' ll see! Yeah! | |
| You know, I mean, | |
| Let me take a couple of examples here of great Americans who' ve contributed to our culture. | |
| We like to treat ' em the way we like to treat ' em! | |
| For instance, Redd Foxx, | |
| Well he' s dead, but he had some gold chains on when he was buried, | |
| You know, we know how to get in there and get those chains! | |
| And, well, ol' Willie Nelson! | |
| Everybody loves him and well, | |
| He was manipulated by a couple of big name accounting firms, | |
| But that' s not gonna stop us from taking everything he' s got, is it? NO! | |
| I' m gonna get you, Willie! Heh heh heh heh. | |
| And now, well lemme see, ol' uh Sammy Davis, Jr! Everybody loved him, | |
| Well we' ll just chase his wife til she dies and take everything she has, too! | |
| Because that' s the way we work! | |
| We' re the IRS! We are the United States Government! | |
| We spend our money the way it should be spent. | |
| You see, for example, in California, | |
| All these auto plants are moving down to Mexico, | |
| Because the labor rates are cheaper. | |
| We provide tax incentives for them to do that, | |
| And then we just blame the unemployment on the Japanese! laugh! | |
| Dingdong! | |
| Hi, I' m John, this is my wife, Cindy. | |
| We' re IRS agents, we live next door to you now. |