| [00:00.000] | 作词 : WeyJimft |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : WeyJimft |
| [00:19.068] | 卡德兰特是卡斯鸡脖里的学生 |
| [00:22.788] | 有一天他来到中国准备学中文 |
| [00:26.787] | 到了书店买了一册口语练习本 |
| [00:30.491] | 刚翻开书没几页后却 懵 逼 了 |
| [00:34.479] | 这些汉字上面写的文章是什么 |
| [00:38.178] | 卡德兰特读来读去快要晕倒了 |
| [00:42.174] | 书店老板带着拼音本指了指这 |
| [00:45.882] | 他说这些文章应该这 么 读 |
| [00:49.871] | fei hui shei hei fei hei gei lei hong huo feng huo hen |
| [00:53.587] | shi zi zhi ri shi si shi ri chi ci ci chi zhi |
| [00:57.294] | gua ka sa la la ta zhua za zha za za zhi za |
| [01:01.018] | wo wa weng wen wo wa ri yi ji qi xi yi |
| [01:08.967] | 过了几年卡德兰特学会了中文 |
| [01:12.668] | 他同时也是卡斯鸡脖里的学生 |
| [01:16.626] | 他对中国人的感情也是非常深 |
| [01:20.623] | 他考上了口语大学也 是 诚 恳 |
| [01:24.332] | 2019 3月8号 两点四十四 |
| [01:28.040] | 口语大学进行一场奇妙的考试 |
| [01:31.987] | 卡德兰特看了看试卷上的汉字 |
| [01:35.704] | 毫不犹豫读了出来 zhi chi shi ri |
| [01:39.700] | fei hui shei hei fei hei gei lei hong huo feng huo hen |
| [01:43.403] | shi zi zhi ri shi si shi ri chi ci ci chi zhi |
| [01:47.079] | gua ka sa la la ta zhua za zha za za zhi za |
| [01:51.035] | wo wa weng wen wo wa ri yi ji qi xi yi |
| [01:54.746] | 还有！？ |
| [01:55.031] | shui sui shui shui sui shui si sui shui shi sui shui sui |
| [01:58.722] | dui zui dui wei pei fei lei gei shei sui si pi pei |
| [02:02.720] | hong feng heng feng fo huo guo cuo shuo hang gang tang cuo |
| [02:06.425] | shuo zuo kuo suo ka ga cha la yi ri shi ci |
| [02:25.771] | 过了几天口语大学发下成绩单 |
| [02:29.477] | 卡德兰特拿着试卷笑得多灿烂 |
| [02:33.474] | 卧室里的学习资料全部翻出来 |
| [02:37.182] | 把所有的事情全部抛 之 脑 后 |
| [02:41.181] | 卡德兰特结交了个漂亮的女友 |
| [02:44.896] | 她的名字叫爱尤也可以叫小尤 |
| [02:48.595] | 反正他们两个喜欢街上走一走 |
| [02:52.552] | 卡德兰特看广告牌写 着 什 么 |
| [02:56.543] | 黑头发方黄发头方黄头黑头方 |
| [03:00.240] | 十四四十是四十是十四的四十 |
| [03:03.950] | 八百标兵奔北坡怕标兵北边跑 |
| [03:07.939] | 粉红凤凰和花凤凰风 风 火 火 |
| [03:11.650] | 没完 |
| [03:11.934] | 卡德兰特点了快餐擦菜炒沙拉 |
| [03:15.643] | 沙拉酱杂酱酱砸在再来酱再砸 |
| [03:19.348] | 爱尤拥有理由用有用油用里头 |
| [03:23.341] | 服务生是十四岁左右........ |
| [03:27.334] | 一天晚上卡德兰特打开了电脑（fei hui shei hei fei hei gei lei hong huo feng huo hen） |
| [03:31.052] | 发现自己的段位已达成了荣耀（爱尤拥有理由用有用油用里头） |
| [03:34.758] | 本来他想截个图发给爱尤炫耀（hong feng heng feng fo huo guo cuo shuo hang gang tang cuo） |
| [03:38.752] | 发现爱尤的男朋友了（服务生是四十岁左右........） |
| [03:42.471] | 鹅哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈 哈 哈！！ |
| [03:46.175] | 鹅哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈 哈 哈！！ |
| [03:50.177] | 鹅哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈 哈 哈！！ |
| [03:53.899] | 鹅哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈！！ |
| [03:57.870] | THE END |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : WeyJimft |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : WeyJimft |
| [00:19.068] | ka de lan te shi ka si ji bo li de xue sheng |
| [00:22.788] | you yi tian ta lai dao zhong guo zhun bei xue zhong wen |
| [00:26.787] | dao le shu dian mai le yi ce kou yu lian xi ben |
| [00:30.491] | gang fan kai shu mei ji ye hou que meng bi le |
| [00:34.479] | zhei xie han zi shang mian xie de wen zhang shi shen me |
| [00:38.178] | ka de lan te du lai du qu kuai yao yun dao le |
| [00:42.174] | shu dian lao ban dai zhe pin yin ben zhi le zhi zhe |
| [00:45.882] | ta shuo zhei xie wen zhang ying gai zhe me du |
| [00:49.871] | fei hui shei hei fei hei gei lei hong huo feng huo hen |
| [00:53.587] | shi zi zhi ri shi si shi ri chi ci ci chi zhi |
| [00:57.294] | gua ka sa la la ta zhua za zha za za zhi za |
| [01:01.018] | wo wa weng wen wo wa ri yi ji qi xi yi |
| [01:08.967] | guo le ji nian ka de lan te xue hui le zhong wen |
| [01:12.668] | ta tong shi ye shi ka si ji bo li de xue sheng |
| [01:16.626] | ta dui zhong guo ren de gan qing ye shi fei chang shen |
| [01:20.623] | ta kao shang le kou yu da xue ye shi cheng ken |
| [01:24.332] | 2019 3 yue 8 hao liang dian si shi si |
| [01:28.040] | kou yu da xue jin xing yi chang qi miao de kao shi |
| [01:31.987] | ka de lan te kan le kan shi juan shang de han zi |
| [01:35.704] | hao bu you yu du le chu lai zhi chi shi ri |
| [01:39.700] | fei hui shei hei fei hei gei lei hong huo feng huo hen |
| [01:43.403] | shi zi zhi ri shi si shi ri chi ci ci chi zhi |
| [01:47.079] | gua ka sa la la ta zhua za zha za za zhi za |
| [01:51.035] | wo wa weng wen wo wa ri yi ji qi xi yi |
| [01:54.746] | hai you!? |
| [01:55.031] | shui sui shui shui sui shui si sui shui shi sui shui sui |
| [01:58.722] | dui zui dui wei pei fei lei gei shei sui si pi pei |
| [02:02.720] | hong feng heng feng fo huo guo cuo shuo hang gang tang cuo |
| [02:06.425] | shuo zuo kuo suo ka ga cha la yi ri shi ci |
| [02:25.771] | guo le ji tian kou yu da xue fa xia cheng ji dan |
| [02:29.477] | ka de lan te na zhe shi juan xiao de duo can lan |
| [02:33.474] | wo shi li de xue xi zi liao quan bu fan chu lai |
| [02:37.182] | ba suo you de shi qing quan bu pao zhi nao hou |
| [02:41.181] | ka de lan te jie jiao le ge piao liang de nv you |
| [02:44.896] | ta de ming zi jiao ai you ye ke yi jiao xiao you |
| [02:48.595] | fan zheng ta men liang ge xi huan jie shang zou yi zou |
| [02:52.552] | ka de lan te kan guang gao pai xie zhe shen me |
| [02:56.543] | hei tou fa fang huang fa tou fang huang tou hei tou fang |
| [03:00.240] | shi si si shi shi si shi shi shi si de si shi |
| [03:03.950] | ba bai biao bing ben bei po pa biao bing bei bian pao |
| [03:07.939] | fen hong feng huang he hua feng huang feng feng huo huo |
| [03:11.650] | mei wan |
| [03:11.934] | ka de lan te dian le kuai can ca cai chao sha la |
| [03:15.643] | sha la jiang za jiang jiang za zai zai lai jiang zai za |
| [03:19.348] | ai you yong you li you yong you yong you yong li tou |
| [03:23.341] | fu wu sheng shi shi si sui zuo you........ |
| [03:27.334] | yi tian wan shang ka de lan te da kai le dian nao fei hui shei hei fei hei gei lei hong huo feng huo hen |
| [03:31.052] | fa xian zi ji de duan wei yi da cheng le rong yao ai you yong you li you yong you yong you yong li tou |
| [03:34.758] | ben lai ta xiang jie ge tu fa gei ai you xuan yao hong feng heng feng fo huo guo cuo shuo hang gang tang cuo |
| [03:38.752] | fa xian ai you de nan peng you le fu wu sheng shi si shi sui zuo you........ |
| [03:42.471] | e ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! |
| [03:46.175] | e ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! |
| [03:50.177] | e ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! |
| [03:53.899] | e ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! |
| [03:57.870] | THE END |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : WeyJimft |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : WeyJimft |
| [00:19.068] | kǎ dé lán tè shì kǎ sī jī bó lǐ de xué shēng |
| [00:22.788] | yǒu yì tiān tā lái dào zhōng guó zhǔn bèi xué zhōng wén |
| [00:26.787] | dào le shū diàn mǎi le yī cè kǒu yǔ liàn xí běn |
| [00:30.491] | gāng fān kāi shū méi jǐ yè hòu què měng bī le |
| [00:34.479] | zhèi xiē hàn zì shàng miàn xiě de wén zhāng shì shén me |
| [00:38.178] | kǎ dé lán tè dú lái dú qù kuài yāo yūn dào le |
| [00:42.174] | shū diàn lǎo bǎn dài zhe pīn yīn běn zhǐ le zhǐ zhè |
| [00:45.882] | tā shuō zhèi xiē wén zhāng yīng gāi zhè me dú |
| [00:49.871] | fei hui shei hei fei hei gei lei hong huo feng huo hen |
| [00:53.587] | shi zi zhi ri shi si shi ri chi ci ci chi zhi |
| [00:57.294] | gua ka sa la la ta zhua za zha za za zhi za |
| [01:01.018] | wo wa weng wen wo wa ri yi ji qi xi yi |
| [01:08.967] | guò le jǐ nián kǎ dé lán tè xué huì le zhōng wén |
| [01:12.668] | tā tóng shí yě shì kǎ sī jī bó lǐ de xué shēng |
| [01:16.626] | tā duì zhōng guó rén de gǎn qíng yě shì fēi cháng shēn |
| [01:20.623] | tā kǎo shàng le kǒu yǔ dà xué yě shì chéng kěn |
| [01:24.332] | 2019 3 yuè 8 hào liǎng diǎn sì shí sì |
| [01:28.040] | kǒu yǔ dà xué jìn xíng yī chǎng qí miào de kǎo shì |
| [01:31.987] | kǎ dé lán tè kàn le kàn shì juàn shàng de hàn zì |
| [01:35.704] | háo bù yóu yù dú le chū lái zhi chi shi ri |
| [01:39.700] | fei hui shei hei fei hei gei lei hong huo feng huo hen |
| [01:43.403] | shi zi zhi ri shi si shi ri chi ci ci chi zhi |
| [01:47.079] | gua ka sa la la ta zhua za zha za za zhi za |
| [01:51.035] | wo wa weng wen wo wa ri yi ji qi xi yi |
| [01:54.746] | hái yǒu!? |
| [01:55.031] | shui sui shui shui sui shui si sui shui shi sui shui sui |
| [01:58.722] | dui zui dui wei pei fei lei gei shei sui si pi pei |
| [02:02.720] | hong feng heng feng fo huo guo cuo shuo hang gang tang cuo |
| [02:06.425] | shuo zuo kuo suo ka ga cha la yi ri shi ci |
| [02:25.771] | guò le jǐ tiān kǒu yǔ dà xué fā xià chéng jī dān |
| [02:29.477] | kǎ dé lán tè ná zhe shì juàn xiào dé duō càn làn |
| [02:33.474] | wò shì lǐ de xué xí zī liào quán bù fān chū lái |
| [02:37.182] | bǎ suǒ yǒu de shì qíng quán bù pāo zhī nǎo hòu |
| [02:41.181] | kǎ dé lán tè jié jiāo le gè piào liàng de nǚ yǒu |
| [02:44.896] | tā de míng zì jiào ài yóu yě kě yǐ jiào xiǎo yóu |
| [02:48.595] | fǎn zhèng tā men liǎng gè xǐ huān jiē shàng zǒu yī zǒu |
| [02:52.552] | kǎ dé lán tè kàn guǎng gào pái xiě zhe shén me |
| [02:56.543] | hēi tóu fà fāng huáng fà tóu fāng huáng tóu hēi tóu fāng |
| [03:00.240] | shí sì sì shí shì sì shí shì shí sì de sì shí |
| [03:03.950] | bā bǎi biāo bīng bēn běi pō pà biāo bīng běi biān pǎo |
| [03:07.939] | fěn hóng fèng huáng hé huā fèng huáng fēng fēng huǒ huǒ |
| [03:11.650] | méi wán |
| [03:11.934] | kǎ dé lán tè diǎn le kuài cān cā cài chǎo shā là |
| [03:15.643] | shā là jiàng zá jiàng jiàng zá zài zài lái jiàng zài zá |
| [03:19.348] | ài yóu yōng yǒu lǐ yóu yòng yǒu yòng yóu yòng lǐ tou |
| [03:23.341] | fú wù shēng shì shí sì suì zuǒ yòu........ |
| [03:27.334] | yì tiān wǎn shàng kǎ dé lán tè dǎ kāi le diàn nǎo fei hui shei hei fei hei gei lei hong huo feng huo hen |
| [03:31.052] | fā xiàn zì jǐ de duàn wèi yǐ dá chéng le róng yào ài yóu yōng yǒu lǐ yóu yòng yǒu yòng yóu yòng lǐ tou |
| [03:34.758] | běn lái tā xiǎng jié gè tú fā gěi ài yóu xuàn yào hong feng heng feng fo huo guo cuo shuo hang gang tang cuo |
| [03:38.752] | fā xiàn ài yóu de nán péng yǒu le fú wù shēng shì sì shí suì zuǒ yòu........ |
| [03:42.471] | é hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā!! |
| [03:46.175] | é hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā!! |
| [03:50.177] | é hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā!! |
| [03:53.899] | é hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā hā!! |
| [03:57.870] | THE END |
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