| Song | Valentino |
| Artist | Bowling for Soup |
| Album | Rock On Honorable Ones |
| She got a valentine from | |
| GaryI opened it up it said, “ | |
| Would you please be mine?” | |
| I send her flowers and some candy, yeah | |
| She opened them up and said“ | |
| You’re trying to make me fat now” | |
| I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to make me laugh | |
| I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to laugh at me | |
| Not to smart, not to tall | |
| Likes to watch | |
| TV and play basketball | |
| I bought a car and let her drive it, yeah | |
| She opened the doors and said, “ | |
| Oh bother this is red” | |
| I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah | |
| She opened 'em up and said“ | |
| I can’t believe you’re so stupid now” | |
| I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to make me laugh | |
| I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to laugh at me | |
| Not to smart, not to tall, | |
| Likes to watch | |
| TV and play basketball, play basketball | |
| Play basketball, play basketball | |
| And I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to make me laugh | |
| I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to laugh at me | |
| Just want her to look at me | |
| I just want her to talk to me, yeah | |
| I won’t ever make her wash my car, no | |
| I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there |
| She got a valentine from | |
| GaryI opened it up it said, " | |
| Would you please be mine?" | |
| I send her flowers and some candy, yeah | |
| She opened them up and said" | |
| You' re trying to make me fat now" | |
| I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to make me laugh | |
| I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to laugh at me | |
| Not to smart, not to tall | |
| Likes to watch | |
| TV and play basketball | |
| I bought a car and let her drive it, yeah | |
| She opened the doors and said, " | |
| Oh bother this is red" | |
| I gave her all my notes from algebra, yeah | |
| She opened ' em up and said" | |
| I can' t believe you' re so stupid now" | |
| I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to make me laugh | |
| I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to laugh at me | |
| Not to smart, not to tall, | |
| Likes to watch | |
| TV and play basketball, play basketball | |
| Play basketball, play basketball | |
| And I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to make me laugh | |
| I just want a new girlfriend, yeah | |
| I just want someone to laugh at me | |
| Just want her to look at me | |
| I just want her to talk to me, yeah | |
| I won' t ever make her wash my car, no | |
| I won' t ever take a walk, not unless she' s there |