Somebody Get My Mom - Bonus Track

Song Somebody Get My Mom - Bonus Track
Artist Bowling for Soup
Album A Hangover You Don't Deserve

Lyrics

[00:00.98] Woke up today in a van
[00:03.67] Traded my pillow for a Miller Lite can
[00:06.55] And in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked
[00:11.44]
[00:12.82] Slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later
[00:16.31] I was outside your door and the pebble i threw
[00:19.13] Was probably more like a rock
[00:21.01]
[00:23.51] Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
[00:28.63] I lost my wallet and my car keys too
[00:31.32] And to make matters worse, I'm coming down with the flu
[00:34.88] Somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again
[00:37.86]
[00:38.75] And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride
[00:42.95] I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry
[00:46.76] I just want my mom, somebody get my mom
[00:52.00] I just want my mom, get my mom
[00:58.12]
[00:58.74] Authorities came, I guess I was gone, next thing you know
[01:02.42] I'm passed out on the lawn and boy did I wake up fast
[01:05.80] With a rotweiler's tongue in my mouth
[01:10.18] Wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing
[01:14.18] And I fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line
[01:17.74] And wasn't found for three days
[01:20.97] Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
[01:26.34] I lost my wallet and my car keys too
[01:28.97] And to make matters worse, I'm coming down with the flu
[01:31.96] Somebody get my mom cause i think something's broken again
[01:36.53] And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride
[01:40.78] I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry
[01:44.47] I just want my mom, somebody get my mom
[01:49.67] I just want my mom, get my mom
[01:57.23] Mommy, she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie
[02:02.26] She coached baseball when we needed her
[02:04.88] We lost every game but to her came in first
[02:07.76] And I'm so glad that she met my dad
[02:10.73] I wouldn't be here if she never had (let's go)
[02:15.24]
[02:24.99] I guess this is it the end of the song
[02:27.92] Just my luck, nobody sang along
[02:30.24] I guess I'll put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home
[02:33.93] Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
[02:40.13] And I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride
[02:44.56] I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry
[02:48.44] I just want my mom, (I just want my mom)
[02:51.94] Somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom)
[02:54.57] I just want my mom (I just want my mom) get my mom, m-o-m-m-y

Pinyin

[00:00.98] Woke up today in a van
[00:03.67] Traded my pillow for a Miller Lite can
[00:06.55] And in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked
[00:11.44]
[00:12.82] Slurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces later
[00:16.31] I was outside your door and the pebble i threw
[00:19.13] Was probably more like a rock
[00:21.01]
[00:23.51] Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
[00:28.63] I lost my wallet and my car keys too
[00:31.32] And to make matters worse, I' m coming down with the flu
[00:34.88] Somebody get my mom cause i think something' s broken again
[00:37.86]
[00:38.75] And I don' t want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride
[00:42.95] I' ll just limp back inside cause I don' t want you to see me cry
[00:46.76] I just want my mom, somebody get my mom
[00:52.00] I just want my mom, get my mom
[00:58.12]
[00:58.74] Authorities came, I guess I was gone, next thing you know
[01:02.42] I' m passed out on the lawn and boy did I wake up fast
[01:05.80] With a rotweiler' s tongue in my mouth
[01:10.18] Wrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishing
[01:14.18] And I fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout line
[01:17.74] And wasn' t found for three days
[01:20.97] Then I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
[01:26.34] I lost my wallet and my car keys too
[01:28.97] And to make matters worse, I' m coming down with the flu
[01:31.96] Somebody get my mom cause i think something' s broken again
[01:36.53] And I don' t want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride
[01:40.78] I' ll just limp back inside cause I don' t want you to see me cry
[01:44.47] I just want my mom, somebody get my mom
[01:49.67] I just want my mom, get my mom
[01:57.23] Mommy, she makes me cobbler cause i hate pie
[02:02.26] She coached baseball when we needed her
[02:04.88] We lost every game but to her came in first
[02:07.76] And I' m so glad that she met my dad
[02:10.73] I wouldn' t be here if she never had let' s go
[02:15.24]
[02:24.99] I guess this is it the end of the song
[02:27.92] Just my luck, nobody sang along
[02:30.24] I guess I' ll put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back home
[02:33.93] Somebody get my mom cause I think something' s broken again
[02:40.13] And I don' t want to be just friends, I said thanks for the ride
[02:44.56] I' ll just limp back inside cause I don' t want you to see me cry
[02:48.44] I just want my mom, I just want my mom
[02:51.94] Somebody get my mom somebody get my mom
[02:54.57] I just want my mom I just want my mom get my mom, mommy