99 Biker Friends (Main Version - Clean) - Main Version - Explicit

Song 99 Biker Friends (Main Version - Clean) - Main Version - Explicit
Artist Bowling for Soup
Album The Great Burrito Extortion Case

Lyrics

[00:02.37] "99 Biker Friends"
[00:10.86]
[00:13.28] Such a big man, such a little chick.
[00:16.30] I think it all goes back to your tiny
[00:19.44] Pick-up truck in the driveway,
[00:22.49] With a sticker on the window
[00:24.53] "Rest in Peace Number 3".
[00:26.86] Tell all your friends
[00:28.01] How you put her in her place.
[00:29.52] 7 pounds of makeup
[00:30.91] Just to hide her beat up face.
[00:35.02] Such a pretty face.
[00:38.44]
[00:39.46] It takes a tough man to slap her around.
[00:46.08] Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
[00:51.95] She's wearing shades but we all see
[00:56.05] Behind the tinted glass.
[00:59.01] And I've got 99 biker friends
[01:01.59] That wanna kick your ass.
[01:03.31]
[01:09.48] Tell her that you're sorry.
[01:11.06] Blame it on the beer.
[01:12.72] Your dad was mean to you.
[01:14.44] Your friends think you're an asshole
[01:17.64] And I do too.
[01:19.17] Over compensatin' for your small shoes.
[01:22.67] Taking her away, but you won't say when.
[01:26.07] Hold her in your arms,
[01:27.17] Tell her this won't happen again.
[01:31.79] When will this end? Well
[01:33.30]
[01:35.45] It takes a tough man to slap her around.
[01:42.94] Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
[01:48.73] She's wearing shades but we all see
[01:52.78] Behind the tinted glass.
[01:55.88] And I've got 99 biker friends
[01:58.25] That wanna kick your ass.
[02:00.76]
[02:01.14] I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
[02:04.05] With his trusty nun-chucks
[02:06.19] Chuck Norris is still alive,
[02:08.67] So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
[02:12.41] All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
[02:15.48] Let's get the A-Team,
[02:17.01] 50 Cent with his bling-bling,
[02:18.67] And a couple of prison guards.
[02:21.50]
[02:24.37] It takes a tough man to slap her around.
[02:30.81] Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
[02:43.75] She's wearing shades but we all see
[02:47.15] Behind the tinted glass.
[02:50.25] And I've got 99 biker friends
[02:52.48] That wanna kick your ass.
[02:54.32]
[02:54.66] (99 biker friends)
[02:55.47] I hope that you can run fast
[02:57.72] (just wanna mention this)
[03:00.17] Start runnin' now
[03:01.09] (99 biker friends)
[03:02.84] just wanna mention this
[03:04.26] (just wanna mention this)
[03:05.95] We gonna kick your ass.
[03:10.97]