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Man you're really one heck of a guy, |
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Best friends since junior high. |
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You showed me Playboy for the very first time, that was rad. |
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We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the front row, |
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I pierced your ear right before the show. |
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We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know oo-a-oh |
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[Chorus] |
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Woah |
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Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun, |
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Did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? |
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That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion |
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I know you know she used to be my girl. |
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You better run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb |
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And did I mention that you both suck dot com. |
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And now you're stuck with her, |
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Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar |
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I guess that make me the luckiest loser |
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I met her at a keger passed out on the yard, |
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Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard. |
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6 months later she crashed my car, that was rad. |
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She's got a glow from her spray-on tan |
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Marilyn Manson is her favorite band. |
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I really think she might worship Satan, not a fan |
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[Chorus] |
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Woah |
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Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun, |
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Did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? |
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That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion |
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I know you know she used to be my girl. |
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You should run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb |
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And did I mention that you both suck dot com. |
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And now she's stuck with you, |
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Like a fat guy with a bad tattoo, |
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Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper. |
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Guess that makes me the luckiest loser |
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Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, you deserve each other |
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I'll leave the when you take her home to meet your mother. |
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She was a super star, backseat of my car |
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Those days are over now the night goes on, yeah |
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[Spoken] |
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Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun, |
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Did you fall in love or did you just wanna get some? |
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That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion |
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I know you know she used to be my girl. |
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You'd better run for cover 'cause she's ticking like a time bomb |
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And did I mention that you both suck dot com. |
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Now you're stuck with her like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar |
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Like number 2 on a pooper scooper |
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I guess that makes me the luckiest loser |
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(That girl is crazy she's a loco-motion) |
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Luckiest loser |
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(I know you know she used to be my girl) |
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Luckiest loser |
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(You'd better run for cover 'cause seh's ticking like a time bomb) |
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Luckiest loser |
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(And did I mention that you both suck...) |
