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Hey ladies in the place |
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I'm callin' out to ya |
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There never was a city kid truer and bluer |
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There's more to me than you'll ever know |
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And I've got more hits than |
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Sadaharu Oh |
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Tom Thumb, |
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Tom Cushman, or |
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Tom Foolery |
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Dating women on |
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TV with the help of |
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Chuck Woolery |
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Words are flowing out just like the |
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Grand Canyon |
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And I'm always out looking for a female companion |
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I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib |
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I took off her moccasins and put on my bib |
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Wheelin' and dealin' |
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I make a little bit of stealing |
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I'll bring you back to the place and your dress |
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I'm peeling |
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Your body's on time and your mind is appealing |
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Staring at the cracks up there upon the ceiling |
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Such and such will be the bass that |
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I'm throwing |
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I'm talking to a girl telling her |
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I'm all knowing |
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She's talking to the kid(To the who?) |
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I'm telling here every lie that you know that |
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I never did |
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Hey leadies, get funky |
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All the ladies in the house |
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The ladies, the ladies |
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Well, me in the corner with a good looking daughter |
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I dropped my drawers, said "Welcome Back Kotter" |
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We were cutting up the rug, she started cutting up the carpet |
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In my apartment |
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I begged her please stop it |
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The gift of gab is the gift that |
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I haveAnd that girl ain't nothing but a crab |
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Educated, no. |
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Stupid, yep |
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And when I say stupid, |
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I mean stupid fresh |
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I'm not James at 15 or |
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Chachi in charge |
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I'm Adam and |
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I'm adamant about living large |
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With the white |
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Sassoons and the looks that kill |
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Makin' love in the back of my |
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Coupe De Ville(Benz) |
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I met a little cutie she was all hopped up on zootie |
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I liked the little cutie but |
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I kicked her in the bootie' |
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Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around |
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You be listening to my records' a number one sound |
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Step to the rhythm step, step to the ride |
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I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside |
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Tune in, turn on, to my tune that's live |
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Ladies flock like bees to a hive |
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Hey ladies, get funky |
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Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies(Girls, girls) |
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Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies(One more time)(Ain't it funky now) |
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ladies(Ain't it funky now)(You know that) |
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She's got a gold tooth you know she's hardcore |
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She'll show you a good time then she'll show you the door |
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Break up with your girl, it ended in tears |
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Vincent Van |
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Gogh go and mail that ear |
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Call her in the middle of the night when |
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I'm drinking |
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The phone booth on the corner is damp and it's stinking |
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She said come on over, it was me that she missed |
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I threw that trash can through her window 'cause you know |
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I got dissed |
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Your old lady left you and you went insane |
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You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 train |
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Take my advice, at any price |
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A gorilla like your mother is mighty weak |
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Sucking down pints till |
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I didn't know |
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Woke up in the morning at the |
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Won Ton Ho' |
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Cause I announce |
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I like girls that bounce |
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With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce |
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Girls with curls and big long locks |
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And beatnik chicks just wearing their smocks |
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Walking high and mighty like she's number one |
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She thinks she's the passionate one |
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Hey ladies, get funky |
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Hey ladies |
