| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 陈仨 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 爱力狮 |
| [00:06.442] | 翻唱/混音：画棠 |
| [00:15.441] | 我不会耕田吃草让人下注 |
| [00:18.690] | 什么理由发明什么叫马子 |
| [00:22.683] | 难道是想让匹马为你生个儿子 |
| [00:29.942] | 我没有兄弟聚会那些幌子 |
| [00:33.690] | 还可以煮好宵夜当做没事 |
| [00:37.186] | 仔细想想你就会知道谁才是傻子 |
| [00:43.943] | 我笑得柔软 心却比铁还刚 |
| [00:51.187] | 世界男人称王 女人却什么都扛 |
| [00:59.187] | 不要再说要进厨房能出厅堂 |
| [01:02.693] | 不要再说要会铺床又能着床 |
| [01:06.188] | 这个世界没有女人该怎么办 |
| [01:10.441] | 你想 你想 |
| [01:13.446] | 不要以为西装革履就是战袍 |
| [01:17.440] | 不要以为浴帽围裙就是渺小 |
| [01:21.189] | 信以为真连续剧里的那一套 |
| [01:25.195] | 皇上 吉祥 |
| [01:28.447] | 简直可笑 |
| [01:36.189] | 我记得你最喜欢哪双袜子 |
| [01:39.941] | 朋友聚会演戏让你有面子 |
| [01:43.448] | 难道我没有发现你目测谁的Size |
| [01:51.189] | 我记得女娲补天岳母刺字 |
| [01:54.696] | 你只讲少说多做相夫教子 |
| [01:58.448] | 仔细算算最值钱的只是结婚戒指 |
| [02:04.693] | 我笑得柔软 心却比铁还刚 |
| [02:12.194] | 世界男人称王 女人却什么都扛 |
| [02:19.939] | 不要再说要进厨房能出厅堂 |
| [02:23.700] | 不要再说要会铺床又能着床 |
| [02:27.693] | 这个世界没有女人该怎么办 |
| [02:31.200] | 你想 你想 |
| [02:34.694] | 不要以为西装革履就是战袍 |
| [02:38.447] | 不要以为浴帽围裙就是渺小 |
| [02:42.194] | 信以为真连续剧里的那一套 |
| [02:46.201] | 皇上 吉祥 |
| [02:49.441] | 简直可笑 |
| [03:04.196] | 你可以抱我重复爱我的台词 |
| [03:07.691] | 我不相信你有放弃我的Guts |
| [03:11.443] | 我无所谓女人就该是这样子 |
| [03:15.690] | 安静 该死 |
| [03:18.944] | 不要以为西装革履就是战袍 |
| [03:22.691] | 不要以为浴帽围裙就是渺小 |
| [03:26.444] | 信以为真连续剧里的那一套 |
| [03:30.450] | 皇上 吉祥 |
| [03:33.445] | 简直荒唐 无聊 |
| [03:42.696] | 荒唐 |
| [03:49.443] | 无聊 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : chen sa |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : ai li shi |
| [00:06.442] | fan chang hun yin: hua tang |
| [00:15.441] | wo bu hui geng tian chi cao rang ren xia zhu |
| [00:18.690] | shen me li you fa ming shen me jiao ma zi |
| [00:22.683] | nan dao shi xiang rang pi ma wei ni sheng ge er zi |
| [00:29.942] | wo mei you xiong di ju hui nei xie huang zi |
| [00:33.690] | hai ke yi zhu hao xiao ye dang zuo mei shi |
| [00:37.186] | zi xi xiang xiang ni jiu hui zhi dao shui cai shi sha zi |
| [00:43.943] | wo xiao de rou ruan xin que bi tie hai gang |
| [00:51.187] | shi jie nan ren cheng wang nv ren que shen me dou kang |
| [00:59.187] | bu yao zai shuo yao jin chu fang neng chu ting tang |
| [01:02.693] | bu yao zai shuo yao hui pu chuang you neng zhuo chuang |
| [01:06.188] | zhe ge shi jie mei you nv ren gai zen me ban |
| [01:10.441] | ni xiang ni xiang |
| [01:13.446] | bu yao yi wei xi zhuang ge lv jiu shi zhan pao |
| [01:17.440] | bu yao yi wei yu mao wei qun jiu shi miao xiao |
| [01:21.189] | xin yi wei zhen lian xu ju li de na yi tao |
| [01:25.195] | huang shang ji xiang |
| [01:28.447] | jian zhi ke xiao |
| [01:36.189] | wo ji de ni zui xi huan na shuang wa zi |
| [01:39.941] | peng you ju hui yan xi rang ni you mian zi |
| [01:43.448] | nan dao wo mei you fa xian ni mu ce shui de Size |
| [01:51.189] | wo ji de nv wa bu tian yue mu ci zi |
| [01:54.696] | ni zhi jiang shao shuo duo zuo xiang fu jiao zi |
| [01:58.448] | zi xi suan suan zui zhi qian de zhi shi jie hun jie zhi |
| [02:04.693] | wo xiao de rou ruan xin que bi tie hai gang |
| [02:12.194] | shi jie nan ren cheng wang nv ren que shen me dou kang |
| [02:19.939] | bu yao zai shuo yao jin chu fang neng chu ting tang |
| [02:23.700] | bu yao zai shuo yao hui pu chuang you neng zhuo chuang |
| [02:27.693] | zhe ge shi jie mei you nv ren gai zen me ban |
| [02:31.200] | ni xiang ni xiang |
| [02:34.694] | bu yao yi wei xi zhuang ge lv jiu shi zhan pao |
| [02:38.447] | bu yao yi wei yu mao wei qun jiu shi miao xiao |
| [02:42.194] | xin yi wei zhen lian xu ju li de na yi tao |
| [02:46.201] | huang shang ji xiang |
| [02:49.441] | jian zhi ke xiao |
| [03:04.196] | ni ke yi bao wo chong fu ai wo de tai ci |
| [03:07.691] | wo bu xiang xin ni you fang qi wo de Guts |
| [03:11.443] | wo wu suo wei nv ren jiu gai shi zhe yang zi |
| [03:15.690] | an jing gai si |
| [03:18.944] | bu yao yi wei xi zhuang ge lv jiu shi zhan pao |
| [03:22.691] | bu yao yi wei yu mao wei qun jiu shi miao xiao |
| [03:26.444] | xin yi wei zhen lian xu ju li de na yi tao |
| [03:30.450] | huang shang ji xiang |
| [03:33.445] | jian zhi huang tang wu liao |
| [03:42.696] | huang tang |
| [03:49.443] | wu liao |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : chén sā |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : ài lì shī |
| [00:06.442] | fān chàng hùn yīn: huà táng |
| [00:15.441] | wǒ bú huì gēng tián chī cǎo ràng rén xià zhù |
| [00:18.690] | shén me lǐ yóu fā míng shén me jiào mǎ zǐ |
| [00:22.683] | nán dào shì xiǎng ràng pǐ mǎ wèi nǐ shēng gè ér zi |
| [00:29.942] | wǒ méi yǒu xiōng dì jù huì nèi xiē huǎng zi |
| [00:33.690] | hái kě yǐ zhǔ hǎo xiāo yè dàng zuò méi shì |
| [00:37.186] | zǐ xì xiǎng xiǎng nǐ jiù huì zhī dào shuí cái shì shǎ zi |
| [00:43.943] | wǒ xiào dé róu ruǎn xīn què bǐ tiě hái gāng |
| [00:51.187] | shì jiè nán rén chēng wáng nǚ rén què shén me dōu káng |
| [00:59.187] | bú yào zài shuō yào jìn chú fáng néng chū tīng táng |
| [01:02.693] | bú yào zài shuō yào huì pū chuáng yòu néng zhuó chuáng |
| [01:06.188] | zhè gè shì jiè méi yǒu nǚ rén gāi zěn me bàn |
| [01:10.441] | nǐ xiǎng nǐ xiǎng |
| [01:13.446] | bú yào yǐ wéi xī zhuāng gé lǚ jiù shì zhàn páo |
| [01:17.440] | bú yào yǐ wéi yù mào wéi qún jiù shì miǎo xiǎo |
| [01:21.189] | xìn yǐ wéi zhēn lián xù jù lǐ de nà yī tào |
| [01:25.195] | huáng shàng jí xiáng |
| [01:28.447] | jiǎn zhí kě xiào |
| [01:36.189] | wǒ jì de nǐ zuì xǐ huān nǎ shuāng wà zi |
| [01:39.941] | péng yǒu jù huì yǎn xì ràng nǐ yǒu miàn zi |
| [01:43.448] | nán dào wǒ méi yǒu fā xiàn nǐ mù cè shuí de Size |
| [01:51.189] | wǒ jì de nǚ wā bǔ tiān yuè mǔ cì zì |
| [01:54.696] | nǐ zhǐ jiǎng shǎo shuō duō zuò xiàng fū jiào zǐ |
| [01:58.448] | zǐ xì suàn suàn zuì zhí qián de zhǐ shì jié hūn jiè zhǐ |
| [02:04.693] | wǒ xiào dé róu ruǎn xīn què bǐ tiě hái gāng |
| [02:12.194] | shì jiè nán rén chēng wáng nǚ rén què shén me dōu káng |
| [02:19.939] | bú yào zài shuō yào jìn chú fáng néng chū tīng táng |
| [02:23.700] | bú yào zài shuō yào huì pū chuáng yòu néng zhuó chuáng |
| [02:27.693] | zhè gè shì jiè méi yǒu nǚ rén gāi zěn me bàn |
| [02:31.200] | nǐ xiǎng nǐ xiǎng |
| [02:34.694] | bú yào yǐ wéi xī zhuāng gé lǚ jiù shì zhàn páo |
| [02:38.447] | bú yào yǐ wéi yù mào wéi qún jiù shì miǎo xiǎo |
| [02:42.194] | xìn yǐ wéi zhēn lián xù jù lǐ de nà yī tào |
| [02:46.201] | huáng shàng jí xiáng |
| [02:49.441] | jiǎn zhí kě xiào |
| [03:04.196] | nǐ kě yǐ bào wǒ chóng fù ài wǒ de tái cí |
| [03:07.691] | wǒ bù xiāng xìn nǐ yǒu fàng qì wǒ de Guts |
| [03:11.443] | wǒ wú suǒ wèi nǚ rén jiù gāi shì zhè yàng zi |
| [03:15.690] | ān jìng gāi sǐ |
| [03:18.944] | bú yào yǐ wéi xī zhuāng gé lǚ jiù shì zhàn páo |
| [03:22.691] | bú yào yǐ wéi yù mào wéi qún jiù shì miǎo xiǎo |
| [03:26.444] | xìn yǐ wéi zhēn lián xù jù lǐ de nà yī tào |
| [03:30.450] | huáng shàng jí xiáng |
| [03:33.445] | jiǎn zhí huāng táng wú liáo |
| [03:42.696] | huāng táng |
| [03:49.443] | wú liáo |
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