| Song | Action Figures |
| Artist | Bondage Fairies |
| Album | Cheap Italian Wine |
| Sex and drugs | |
| Sex and drugs and rock n roll | |
| Sure is fun | |
| But I'd say it's overrated | |
| Go ahead and pick a doll | |
| Arm it with a laser saw | |
| Come on babe, let us trade | |
| I want your Lady Jane | |
| Get it on and build a fort (?) | |
| Load it with your scoreboard | |
| Starscream, hoist and metroplex | |
| Toys without no sound effects |