| Song | Zeta Reticuli |
| Artist | Bondage Fairies |
| Album | Cheap Italian Wine |
| She's under age | |
| She goes to shows | |
| She throw her briefs | |
| Like all the other girls do | |
| But when she's safe at home | |
| Where no-one can see her | |
| She light her incense on | |
| And prays to the prisma god | |
| Crystals and magic stones | |
| Pentagrams and unicorns | |
| Zeta reticuli, affliction buried deep within | |
| Potions like amphetamine | |
| Nightly visits from her dad | |
| Converted into new age cults | |
| Hail to the prisma age! |