The Reunion - Album Version (Explicit) Lyrics
| Song | The Reunion - Album Version (Explicit) |
| Artist | Bad Meets Evil |
| Album | Hell: The Sequel |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:03.790] | This next song, is a true story. |
| [00:07.100] | here, |
| [00:09.530] | 'Cause some things in this universe |
| [00:12.470] | Don't make sense, but some how |
| [00:14.720] | Always seem to ****in' work |
| [00:16.910] | Flyin' down I-75 'bout to hop into 696, |
| [00:20.470] | I look over this ****in' chick's tryna fix |
| [00:21.970] | Her makeup. I'm like "Bitch, you ain't a plastic surgeon. |
| [00:25.100] | I advise ya to put up your visor. I'm getting' kyna ticked. |
| [00:27.910] | You're blocking my side mirror!" She's like "Yeah, so?" |
| [00:30.530] | "I'm like "So? You gon' need a stitch, you keep acting like that, ho. |
| [00:34.160] | I look your husband slut? That's a rhetorical question. |
| [00:37.100] | You talk to me like you talk to him, I'll **** you up! |
| [00:40.910] | In fact, get in the back seat, like the rest of my dates... |
| [00:43.970] | No bitch rides shotgun. 'What, taxi?' |
| [00:45.470] | Stop and pick you some Maxi-Pads up, |
| [00:48.160] | Is that what you actually asked me?!" |
| [00:50.720] | Bitch reaches over and smacks me |
| [00:52.220] | Says I annoy the **** out her. |
| [00:53.850] | "Get the **** in back. Put on your slut powder, |
| [00:56.410] | You slut. What?! Shut the **** up now-or |
| [00:58.470] | Getcha feelings hurt worse than my last chick |
| [01:00.220] | When I accidentally butt-dialed her |
| [01:02.600] | And she heard me spreading AIDS rumors UH-bout her." |
| [01:05.220] | Turn the radio up-louder. Make it thump while I bump |
| [01:07.970] | That Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that cunt |
| [01:11.100] | 'Fore I snap back into act-SHUN |
| [01:13.220] | 'Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her "cunt"! |
| [01:16.850] | I said "I cunt!" |
| [01:17.600] | She said "Marshall, You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. |
| [01:20.100] | You're putting on a show, is your mic dead? |
| [01:22.720] | You're breaking my heart." She said: |
| [01:25.850] | "You're breaking my heart." |
| [01:29.030] | 'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. |
| [01:31.910] | You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?. |
| [01:34.850] | You're breaking my heart." She said: |
| [01:37.530] | "You're breaking my heart." |
| [01:40.410] | Uh. pull up to club in a Porsche, not a Pinto |
| [01:42.970] | While Marshall's at a white trash party, I'm at drama central |
| [01:45.160] | I walk up in there looking at my phone on twitter, tweeting: |
| [01:48.700] | "I'm feeling a bunch a bitches!", looking at a cheesing |
| [01:51.980] | I get approached by this little scheezer |
| [01:54.360] | She asked me I am the realest G 'cause I'm Gucci from head to feet |
| [01:58.110] | I said "Yeah, I'm really is. 'Cause I spit in ya man's face |
| [02:01.360] | Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season |
| [02:04.110] | She said "I'm feelin' your big ego. Wait, am I talking wrong?" |
| [02:07.050] | I said "Naw, I'm a walkin' Kanye/Beyonce song." |
| [02:09.230] | She said "I'm mad at chu." |
| [02:11.560] | I said "Why?" She said "Why you never |
| [02:13.310] | Make songs with chicks, as if it's hard to do?" |
| [02:16.060] | I said "I make songs for me, leave the studio, |
| [02:18.060] | And go an' **** the bitch who go on and make da songs for you!" |
| [02:21.560] | She said I'm feeling your whole swagger and flow. |
| [02:24.120] | Can we hook up?" I said "Ummm… |
| [02:26.310] | You just used the word swagger. So no." |
| [02:28.000] | She said… |
| [02:28.930] | You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. |
| [02:31.120] | You're putting on a show, is your mic dead? |
| [02:34.120] | You're breaking my heart." She said: |
| [02:37.000] | "You're breaking my heart." |
| [02:40.370] | 'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. |
| [02:42.940] | You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?. |
| [02:46.180] | You're breaking my heart." She said: |
| [02:48.810] | "You're breaking my heart." |
| [02:49.750] | We been riding around in this hatchback, 'til I'm ****ing hunchback |
| [02:54.750] | Where the ****'s this party at, slutbag, |
| [02:55.940] | Cunt? Cut what act? Think it's act? **** that, |
| [02:58.750] | I'm tryna shag scuz. Better find this loveshack |
| [03:00.500] | Or somewhere the ****-at… Ah! Don't touch that, |
| [03:03.120] | You fat dyke! I'm trine hear some Bagpipes |
| [03:05.500] | From Baghdad. Don't act like |
| [03:06.940] | You don't like 'em: them accents. I rap tight! |
| [03:09.310] | And Imma torture you 'til we find this place. Yeah, that's right! |
| [03:11.940] | I thought it was just past this light… just past Van Dyk. |
| [03:15.620] | Better hit that maplight, read them directions. Oh yeah… |
| [03:18.250] | You can't read. And you can't write. You told me that last night." |
| [03:21.370] | She took my CD out the deck, snapped in half, like |
| [03:23.930] | "Relapse sucked." I snapped, hit the gas like |
| [03:26.810] | Blew through the lights, spun out, hit a patch of black ice. |
| [03:30.060] | Forgot we had trailer hitched to the back. We jack-knifed. |
| [03:32.130] | Bitch flew out the car, I laugh like, she deserved it. |
| [03:36.060] | She didn't think I'd act like |
| [03:37.500] | That in person. |
| [03:38.370] | Marshall just crashed right in front of the |
| [03:40.810] | Verse 4 Da |
| [03:42.370] | Tell 'em I be there in a minute, |
| [03:45.620] | I'm tryna break up this catfight |
| [03:46.810] | Between my mistress and damn wife |
| [03:47.870] | Then this chick wanted a hug. She was fat, |
| [03:50.120] | So I gave her dap, then I tell 'er to scat. |
| [03:52.180] | I'm not mean, I'm cute |
| [03:53.370] | On my way to the front door, taken' the scenic route |
| [03:54.370] | To avoid this chick with a *lace* looking' like Venus' and Serena's hoofs |
| [03:55.690] | I'm saying: them chicks got horse's asses, they been attractive. |
| [03:58.190] | Hope when they see me they don't slap me with them tennis rackets. |
| [04:01.130] | |
| [04:02.530] | My mind drifted back to this shit. I see my wife, push her down |
| [04:06.150] | Step over her body, then smack the mistress |
| [04:08.590] | Police outside, I turn and past the gat to Viscious |
| [04:12.090] | Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin |
| [04:15.280] | He mocks the mistress, turns around gives the misses hugs and kisses |
| [04:17.970] | Looks at me twisted like Nickel, watch this |
| [04:20.840] | He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat bitch |
| [04:23.030] | He rode with and looks back to mention: |
| [04:24.840] | "Royce, it's good to be back to business!" |
| [04:26.840] | You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. |
| [04:29.030] | You're putting on a show, is your mic dead? |
| [04:33.220] | You're breaking our hearts." they said: |
| [04:35.710] | "You're breaking our hearts." |
| [04:38.710] | 'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. |
| [04:41.590] | You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?. |
| [04:45.030] | You're breaking our heart." they said: |
| [04:47.610] | "You're breaking our heart." |
| [00:03.790] | This next song, is a true story. |
| [00:07.100] | here, |
| [00:09.530] | ' Cause some things in this universe |
| [00:12.470] | Don' t make sense, but some how |
| [00:14.720] | Always seem to in' work |
| [00:16.910] | Flyin' down I75 ' bout to hop into 696, |
| [00:20.470] | I look over this in' chick' s tryna fix |
| [00:21.970] | Her makeup. I' m like " Bitch, you ain' t a plastic surgeon. |
| [00:25.100] | I advise ya to put up your visor. I' m getting' kyna ticked. |
| [00:27.910] | You' re blocking my side mirror!" She' s like " Yeah, so?" |
| [00:30.530] | " I' m like " So? You gon' need a stitch, you keep acting like that, ho. |
| [00:34.160] | I look your husband slut? That' s a rhetorical question. |
| [00:37.100] | You talk to me like you talk to him, I' ll you up! |
| [00:40.910] | In fact, get in the back seat, like the rest of my dates... |
| [00:43.970] | No bitch rides shotgun. ' What, taxi?' |
| [00:45.470] | Stop and pick you some MaxiPads up, |
| [00:48.160] | Is that what you actually asked me?!" |
| [00:50.720] | Bitch reaches over and smacks me |
| [00:52.220] | Says I annoy the out her. |
| [00:53.850] | " Get the in back. Put on your slut powder, |
| [00:56.410] | You slut. What?! Shut the up nowor |
| [00:58.470] | Getcha feelings hurt worse than my last chick |
| [01:00.220] | When I accidentally buttdialed her |
| [01:02.600] | And she heard me spreading AIDS rumors UHbout her." |
| [01:05.220] | Turn the radio uplouder. Make it thump while I bump |
| [01:07.970] | That Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that cunt |
| [01:11.100] | ' Fore I snap back into actSHUN |
| [01:13.220] | ' Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her " cunt"! |
| [01:16.850] | I said " I cunt!" |
| [01:17.600] | She said " Marshall, You ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [01:20.100] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead? |
| [01:22.720] | You' re breaking my heart." She said: |
| [01:25.850] | " You' re breaking my heart." |
| [01:29.030] | ' Cause you ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [01:31.910] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?. |
| [01:34.850] | You' re breaking my heart." She said: |
| [01:37.530] | " You' re breaking my heart." |
| [01:40.410] | Uh. pull up to club in a Porsche, not a Pinto |
| [01:42.970] | While Marshall' s at a white trash party, I' m at drama central |
| [01:45.160] | I walk up in there looking at my phone on twitter, tweeting: |
| [01:48.700] | " I' m feeling a bunch a bitches!", looking at a cheesing |
| [01:51.980] | I get approached by this little scheezer |
| [01:54.360] | She asked me I am the realest G ' cause I' m Gucci from head to feet |
| [01:58.110] | I said " Yeah, I' m really is. ' Cause I spit in ya man' s face |
| [02:01.360] | Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season |
| [02:04.110] | She said " I' m feelin' your big ego. Wait, am I talking wrong?" |
| [02:07.050] | I said " Naw, I' m a walkin' Kanye Beyonce song." |
| [02:09.230] | She said " I' m mad at chu." |
| [02:11.560] | I said " Why?" She said " Why you never |
| [02:13.310] | Make songs with chicks, as if it' s hard to do?" |
| [02:16.060] | I said " I make songs for me, leave the studio, |
| [02:18.060] | And go an' the bitch who go on and make da songs for you!" |
| [02:21.560] | She said I' m feeling your whole swagger and flow. |
| [02:24.120] | Can we hook up?" I said " Ummm |
| [02:26.310] | You just used the word swagger. So no." |
| [02:28.000] | She said |
| [02:28.930] | You ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [02:31.120] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead? |
| [02:34.120] | You' re breaking my heart." She said: |
| [02:37.000] | " You' re breaking my heart." |
| [02:40.370] | ' Cause you ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [02:42.940] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?. |
| [02:46.180] | You' re breaking my heart." She said: |
| [02:48.810] | " You' re breaking my heart." |
| [02:49.750] | We been riding around in this hatchback, ' til I' m ing hunchback |
| [02:54.750] | Where the ' s this party at, slutbag, |
| [02:55.940] | Cunt? Cut what act? Think it' s act? that, |
| [02:58.750] | I' m tryna shag scuz. Better find this loveshack |
| [03:00.500] | Or somewhere the at Ah! Don' t touch that, |
| [03:03.120] | You fat dyke! I' m trine hear some Bagpipes |
| [03:05.500] | From Baghdad. Don' t act like |
| [03:06.940] | You don' t like ' em: them accents. I rap tight! |
| [03:09.310] | And Imma torture you ' til we find this place. Yeah, that' s right! |
| [03:11.940] | I thought it was just past this light just past Van Dyk. |
| [03:15.620] | Better hit that maplight, read them directions. Oh yeah |
| [03:18.250] | You can' t read. And you can' t write. You told me that last night." |
| [03:21.370] | She took my CD out the deck, snapped in half, like |
| [03:23.930] | " Relapse sucked." I snapped, hit the gas like |
| [03:26.810] | Blew through the lights, spun out, hit a patch of black ice. |
| [03:30.060] | Forgot we had trailer hitched to the back. We jackknifed. |
| [03:32.130] | Bitch flew out the car, I laugh like, she deserved it. |
| [03:36.060] | She didn' t think I' d act like |
| [03:37.500] | That in person. |
| [03:38.370] | Marshall just crashed right in front of the |
| [03:40.810] | Verse 4 Da |
| [03:42.370] | Tell ' em I be there in a minute, |
| [03:45.620] | I' m tryna break up this catfight |
| [03:46.810] | Between my mistress and damn wife |
| [03:47.870] | Then this chick wanted a hug. She was fat, |
| [03:50.120] | So I gave her dap, then I tell ' er to scat. |
| [03:52.180] | I' m not mean, I' m cute |
| [03:53.370] | On my way to the front door, taken' the scenic route |
| [03:54.370] | To avoid this chick with a lace looking' like Venus' and Serena' s hoofs |
| [03:55.690] | I' m saying: them chicks got horse' s asses, they been attractive. |
| [03:58.190] | Hope when they see me they don' t slap me with them tennis rackets. |
| [04:01.130] | |
| [04:02.530] | My mind drifted back to this shit. I see my wife, push her down |
| [04:06.150] | Step over her body, then smack the mistress |
| [04:08.590] | Police outside, I turn and past the gat to Viscious |
| [04:12.090] | Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin |
| [04:15.280] | He mocks the mistress, turns around gives the misses hugs and kisses |
| [04:17.970] | Looks at me twisted like Nickel, watch this |
| [04:20.840] | He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat bitch |
| [04:23.030] | He rode with and looks back to mention: |
| [04:24.840] | " Royce, it' s good to be back to business!" |
| [04:26.840] | You ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [04:29.030] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead? |
| [04:33.220] | You' re breaking our hearts." they said: |
| [04:35.710] | " You' re breaking our hearts." |
| [04:38.710] | ' Cause you ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [04:41.590] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?. |
| [04:45.030] | You' re breaking our heart." they said: |
| [04:47.610] | " You' re breaking our heart." |
| [00:03.790] | This next song, is a true story. |
| [00:07.100] | here, |
| [00:09.530] | ' Cause some things in this universe |
| [00:12.470] | Don' t make sense, but some how |
| [00:14.720] | Always seem to in' work |
| [00:16.910] | Flyin' down I75 ' bout to hop into 696, |
| [00:20.470] | I look over this in' chick' s tryna fix |
| [00:21.970] | Her makeup. I' m like " Bitch, you ain' t a plastic surgeon. |
| [00:25.100] | I advise ya to put up your visor. I' m getting' kyna ticked. |
| [00:27.910] | You' re blocking my side mirror!" She' s like " Yeah, so?" |
| [00:30.530] | " I' m like " So? You gon' need a stitch, you keep acting like that, ho. |
| [00:34.160] | I look your husband slut? That' s a rhetorical question. |
| [00:37.100] | You talk to me like you talk to him, I' ll you up! |
| [00:40.910] | In fact, get in the back seat, like the rest of my dates... |
| [00:43.970] | No bitch rides shotgun. ' What, taxi?' |
| [00:45.470] | Stop and pick you some MaxiPads up, |
| [00:48.160] | Is that what you actually asked me?!" |
| [00:50.720] | Bitch reaches over and smacks me |
| [00:52.220] | Says I annoy the out her. |
| [00:53.850] | " Get the in back. Put on your slut powder, |
| [00:56.410] | You slut. What?! Shut the up nowor |
| [00:58.470] | Getcha feelings hurt worse than my last chick |
| [01:00.220] | When I accidentally buttdialed her |
| [01:02.600] | And she heard me spreading AIDS rumors UHbout her." |
| [01:05.220] | Turn the radio uplouder. Make it thump while I bump |
| [01:07.970] | That Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that cunt |
| [01:11.100] | ' Fore I snap back into actSHUN |
| [01:13.220] | ' Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her " cunt"! |
| [01:16.850] | I said " I cunt!" |
| [01:17.600] | She said " Marshall, You ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [01:20.100] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead? |
| [01:22.720] | You' re breaking my heart." She said: |
| [01:25.850] | " You' re breaking my heart." |
| [01:29.030] | ' Cause you ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [01:31.910] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?. |
| [01:34.850] | You' re breaking my heart." She said: |
| [01:37.530] | " You' re breaking my heart." |
| [01:40.410] | Uh. pull up to club in a Porsche, not a Pinto |
| [01:42.970] | While Marshall' s at a white trash party, I' m at drama central |
| [01:45.160] | I walk up in there looking at my phone on twitter, tweeting: |
| [01:48.700] | " I' m feeling a bunch a bitches!", looking at a cheesing |
| [01:51.980] | I get approached by this little scheezer |
| [01:54.360] | She asked me I am the realest G ' cause I' m Gucci from head to feet |
| [01:58.110] | I said " Yeah, I' m really is. ' Cause I spit in ya man' s face |
| [02:01.360] | Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season |
| [02:04.110] | She said " I' m feelin' your big ego. Wait, am I talking wrong?" |
| [02:07.050] | I said " Naw, I' m a walkin' Kanye Beyonce song." |
| [02:09.230] | She said " I' m mad at chu." |
| [02:11.560] | I said " Why?" She said " Why you never |
| [02:13.310] | Make songs with chicks, as if it' s hard to do?" |
| [02:16.060] | I said " I make songs for me, leave the studio, |
| [02:18.060] | And go an' the bitch who go on and make da songs for you!" |
| [02:21.560] | She said I' m feeling your whole swagger and flow. |
| [02:24.120] | Can we hook up?" I said " Ummm |
| [02:26.310] | You just used the word swagger. So no." |
| [02:28.000] | She said |
| [02:28.930] | You ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [02:31.120] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead? |
| [02:34.120] | You' re breaking my heart." She said: |
| [02:37.000] | " You' re breaking my heart." |
| [02:40.370] | ' Cause you ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [02:42.940] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?. |
| [02:46.180] | You' re breaking my heart." She said: |
| [02:48.810] | " You' re breaking my heart." |
| [02:49.750] | We been riding around in this hatchback, ' til I' m ing hunchback |
| [02:54.750] | Where the ' s this party at, slutbag, |
| [02:55.940] | Cunt? Cut what act? Think it' s act? that, |
| [02:58.750] | I' m tryna shag scuz. Better find this loveshack |
| [03:00.500] | Or somewhere the at Ah! Don' t touch that, |
| [03:03.120] | You fat dyke! I' m trine hear some Bagpipes |
| [03:05.500] | From Baghdad. Don' t act like |
| [03:06.940] | You don' t like ' em: them accents. I rap tight! |
| [03:09.310] | And Imma torture you ' til we find this place. Yeah, that' s right! |
| [03:11.940] | I thought it was just past this light just past Van Dyk. |
| [03:15.620] | Better hit that maplight, read them directions. Oh yeah |
| [03:18.250] | You can' t read. And you can' t write. You told me that last night." |
| [03:21.370] | She took my CD out the deck, snapped in half, like |
| [03:23.930] | " Relapse sucked." I snapped, hit the gas like |
| [03:26.810] | Blew through the lights, spun out, hit a patch of black ice. |
| [03:30.060] | Forgot we had trailer hitched to the back. We jackknifed. |
| [03:32.130] | Bitch flew out the car, I laugh like, she deserved it. |
| [03:36.060] | She didn' t think I' d act like |
| [03:37.500] | That in person. |
| [03:38.370] | Marshall just crashed right in front of the |
| [03:40.810] | Verse 4 Da |
| [03:42.370] | Tell ' em I be there in a minute, |
| [03:45.620] | I' m tryna break up this catfight |
| [03:46.810] | Between my mistress and damn wife |
| [03:47.870] | Then this chick wanted a hug. She was fat, |
| [03:50.120] | So I gave her dap, then I tell ' er to scat. |
| [03:52.180] | I' m not mean, I' m cute |
| [03:53.370] | On my way to the front door, taken' the scenic route |
| [03:54.370] | To avoid this chick with a lace looking' like Venus' and Serena' s hoofs |
| [03:55.690] | I' m saying: them chicks got horse' s asses, they been attractive. |
| [03:58.190] | Hope when they see me they don' t slap me with them tennis rackets. |
| [04:01.130] | |
| [04:02.530] | My mind drifted back to this shit. I see my wife, push her down |
| [04:06.150] | Step over her body, then smack the mistress |
| [04:08.590] | Police outside, I turn and past the gat to Viscious |
| [04:12.090] | Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin |
| [04:15.280] | He mocks the mistress, turns around gives the misses hugs and kisses |
| [04:17.970] | Looks at me twisted like Nickel, watch this |
| [04:20.840] | He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat bitch |
| [04:23.030] | He rode with and looks back to mention: |
| [04:24.840] | " Royce, it' s good to be back to business!" |
| [04:26.840] | You ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [04:29.030] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead? |
| [04:33.220] | You' re breaking our hearts." they said: |
| [04:35.710] | " You' re breaking our hearts." |
| [04:38.710] | ' Cause you ain' t really like that. Ohhoh. |
| [04:41.590] | You' re putting on a show, is your mic dead?. |
| [04:45.030] | You' re breaking our heart." they said: |
| [04:47.610] | " You' re breaking our heart." |
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