| I wish that I was Floyd Cramer | |
| I'd pound out a country song | |
| A cowboy, his keyboard | |
| A Country Western Star | |
| That's not where I belong | |
| No that's not where I belong | |
| Just a sad, sad song | |
| Would be so wrong | |
| I think that singin' is great | |
| The melody is in place | |
| But I can't play guitar | |
| Be a country star | |
| Be a country star | |
| I could never be a country star | |
| And leave without a trace | |
| You dreamed you met Merle Haggard | |
| A country superstar | |
| You shared the stage of Farm Aid | |
| And dreamed of going far | |
| Is that where you belong | |
| Ask God where you belong. | |
| In the end will they say | |
| "He just sang country songs"? |