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Song 职场春晚
Artist 蜡笔小新最爱吃的饼干包装上的小鳄鱼
Album 幸福

Lyrics

[00:00.000] 作词 : 蜡笔小新最爱吃的饼干包装上的小鳄鱼
[00:01.000] 作曲 : 蜡笔小新最爱吃的饼干包装上的小鳄鱼
[00:11.991] 幸福在哪里
[00:17.756] 幸福在哪里
[00:24.276] 唧唧复唧唧 编造出垃圾
[00:27.033] 满口道德仁义可做事却很煞笔
[00:30.041] 迎面走来接受领奖的都是一些老司机
[00:33.300] 可怎么听到身边花草树木都在叹息
[00:36.057] 不如为大家考虑 来的实际
[00:38.313] 还要求搞几个一 开什么*来**
[00:41.572] 我就想问问你 三年工作经验的人技能还是菜逼
[00:45.833] 但跪舔技能像是坐了直升机直逼天际工作几年连升7级
[00:50.599] 做墙头**只服你 你第一
[00:52.855] Like a flee 跳来跳去直到让你歇斯底里
[00:56.364] 要的不是real hard working
[00:58.119] 而是你好我好大家好 笑嘻嘻~ 嘻嘻
[01:01.628] 我还是不要跟你们讲道理
[01:03.383] 不然我也成为垃圾low B
[01:05.388] 这现象真的好笑又好气
[01:07.394] 不如打个滴滴 去****边笑边吃炸鸡
[01:11.404] 还是求求 圣人赐你一个奇迹 吧
[01:14.161] 全场弥漫着令人作呕皮笑肉不笑的气息 吧
[01:17.671] 假笑 假唱 假叫 假演 假掌声不出戏 吧
[01:20.679] 道德绑架傀儡榜样演讲也是**正确 吧
[01:24.188] 心怀鬼胎里外是两种人格欺骗同伴
[01:27.199] 1万瓦探照灯也照不亮你内心的黑暗
[01:29.827] 报告句句真实而你却对成果视而不见
[01:33.087] 非要扯些哲学、扯跟你的期待毫不相干
[01:36.096] 我要撕开你虚伪面具下的丑陋伪善
[01:39.104] 怎么做到没有成绩还理得心安
[01:42.112] 每次碰面 都像一颗定时**
[01:44.368] 随时随地 生闷气跟你翻脸犯贱 啊
[01:48.127] 我 好怕好怕 老巫婆丢给我一对王炸
[01:51.135] 怕怕怕*** 谁能告诉我这是掌声还是em..啊啊
[01:55.901] 我问现在你幸不幸福 性不性福 信不信服
[01:59.159] 我已经尽量把我的diss都给写的通俗
[02:02.419] 别以为大家不知道你真正的目的
[02:04.925] 配合你演出这场戏我只是一时兴起
[02:07.933] 我劝你接下来少***
[02:09.939] 多些有意义的脚踏实地
[02:12.012] 否则老子我一定不会对你客气!
[02:15.772] 幸福在哪里?

Pinyin

[00:00.000] zuò cí : là bǐ xiǎo xīn zuì ài chī de bǐng gān bāo zhuāng shàng de xiǎo è yú
[00:01.000] zuò qǔ : là bǐ xiǎo xīn zuì ài chī de bǐng gān bāo zhuāng shàng de xiǎo è yú
[00:11.991] xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ
[00:17.756] xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ
[00:24.276] jī jī fù jī jī biān zào chū lā jī
[00:27.033] mǎn kǒu dào dé rén yì kě zuò shì què hěn shā bǐ
[00:30.041] yíng miàn zǒu lái jiē shòu lǐng jiǎng de dōu shì yī xiē lǎo sī jī
[00:33.300] kě zěn me tīng dào shēn biān huā cǎo shù mù dōu zài tàn xī
[00:36.057] bù rú wèi dà jiā kǎo lǜ lái de shí jì
[00:38.313] hái yāo qiú gǎo jǐ gè yī kāi shén me lái
[00:41.572] wǒ jiù xiǎng wèn wèn nǐ sān nián gōng zuò jīng yàn de rén jì néng hái shì cài bī
[00:45.833] dàn guì tiǎn jì néng xiàng shì zuò le zhí shēng jī zhí bī tiān jì gōng zuò jǐ nián lián shēng 7 jí
[00:50.599] zuò qiáng tóu zhǐ fú nǐ nǐ dì yī
[00:52.855] Like a flee tiào lái tiào qù zhí dào ràng nǐ xiē sī dǐ lǐ
[00:56.364] yào de bú shì real hard working
[00:58.119] ér shì nǐ hǎo wǒ hǎo dà jiā hǎo xiào xī xī xī xī
[01:01.628] wǒ hái shì bú yào gēn nǐ men jiǎng dào lǐ
[01:03.383] bù rán wǒ yě chéng wéi lā jī low B
[01:05.388] zhè xiàn xiàng zhēn de hǎo xiào yòu hǎo qì
[01:07.394] bù rú dǎ gè dī dī qù biān xiào biān chī zhá jī
[01:11.404] hái shì qiú qiú shèng rén cì nǐ yí gè qí jī ba
[01:14.161] quán chǎng mí màn zhe lìng rén zuò ǒu pí xiào ròu bù xiào de qì xī ba
[01:17.671] jiǎ xiào jiǎ chàng jiǎ jiào jiǎ yǎn jiǎ zhǎng shēng bù chū xì ba
[01:20.679] dào dé bǎng jià kuǐ lěi bǎng yàng yǎn jiǎng yě shì zhèng què ba
[01:24.188] xīn huái guǐ tāi lǐ wài shì liǎng zhǒng rén gé qī piàn tóng bàn
[01:27.199] 1 wàn wǎ tàn zhào dēng yě zhào bù liàng nǐ nèi xīn de hēi àn
[01:29.827] bào gào jù jù zhēn shí ér nǐ què duì chéng guǒ shì ér bú jiàn
[01:33.087] fēi yào chě xiē zhé xué chě gēn nǐ de qī dài háo bù xiāng gān
[01:36.096] wǒ yào sī kāi nǐ xū wěi miàn jù xià de chǒu lòu wěi shàn
[01:39.104] zěn me zuò dào méi yǒu chéng jī hái lǐ dé xīn ān
[01:42.112] měi cì pèng miàn dōu xiàng yī kē dìng shí
[01:44.368] suí shí suí dì shēng mēn qì gēn nǐ fān liǎn fàn jiàn a
[01:48.127] wǒ hǎo pà hǎo pà lǎo wū pó diū gěi wǒ yī duì wáng zhà
[01:51.135] pà pà pà shuí néng gào sù wǒ zhè shì zhǎng shēng hái shì em.. a a
[01:55.901] wǒ wèn xiàn zài nǐ xìng bù xìng fú xìng bù xìng fú xìn bù xìn fú
[01:59.159] wǒ yǐ jīng jǐn liàng bǎ wǒ de diss dōu gěi xiě de tōng sú
[02:02.419] bié yǐ wéi dà jiā bù zhī dào nǐ zhēn zhèng de mù dì
[02:04.925] pèi hé nǐ yǎn chū zhè chǎng xì wǒ zhǐ shì yī shí xīng qǐ
[02:07.933] wǒ quàn nǐ jiē xià lái shǎo
[02:09.939] duō xiē yǒu yì yì de jiǎo tā shi dì
[02:12.012] fǒu zé lǎo zi wǒ yí dìng bú huì duì nǐ kè qì!
[02:15.772] xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ?