职场春晚
zhi chang chun wan Lyrics
| Song | 职场春晚 |
| Artist | 蜡笔小新最爱吃的饼干包装上的小鳄鱼 |
| Album | 幸福 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 蜡笔小新最爱吃的饼干包装上的小鳄鱼 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 蜡笔小新最爱吃的饼干包装上的小鳄鱼 |
| [00:11.991] | 幸福在哪里 |
| [00:17.756] | 幸福在哪里 |
| [00:24.276] | 唧唧复唧唧 编造出垃圾 |
| [00:27.033] | 满口道德仁义可做事却很煞笔 |
| [00:30.041] | 迎面走来接受领奖的都是一些老司机 |
| [00:33.300] | 可怎么听到身边花草树木都在叹息 |
| [00:36.057] | 不如为大家考虑 来的实际 |
| [00:38.313] | 还要求搞几个一 开什么*来** |
| [00:41.572] | 我就想问问你 三年工作经验的人技能还是菜逼 |
| [00:45.833] | 但跪舔技能像是坐了直升机直逼天际工作几年连升7级 |
| [00:50.599] | 做墙头**只服你 你第一 |
| [00:52.855] | Like a flee 跳来跳去直到让你歇斯底里 |
| [00:56.364] | 要的不是real hard working |
| [00:58.119] | 而是你好我好大家好 笑嘻嘻~ 嘻嘻 |
| [01:01.628] | 我还是不要跟你们讲道理 |
| [01:03.383] | 不然我也成为垃圾low B |
| [01:05.388] | 这现象真的好笑又好气 |
| [01:07.394] | 不如打个滴滴 去****边笑边吃炸鸡 |
| [01:11.404] | 还是求求 圣人赐你一个奇迹 吧 |
| [01:14.161] | 全场弥漫着令人作呕皮笑肉不笑的气息 吧 |
| [01:17.671] | 假笑 假唱 假叫 假演 假掌声不出戏 吧 |
| [01:20.679] | 道德绑架傀儡榜样演讲也是**正确 吧 |
| [01:24.188] | 心怀鬼胎里外是两种人格欺骗同伴 |
| [01:27.199] | 1万瓦探照灯也照不亮你内心的黑暗 |
| [01:29.827] | 报告句句真实而你却对成果视而不见 |
| [01:33.087] | 非要扯些哲学、扯跟你的期待毫不相干 |
| [01:36.096] | 我要撕开你虚伪面具下的丑陋伪善 |
| [01:39.104] | 怎么做到没有成绩还理得心安 |
| [01:42.112] | 每次碰面 都像一颗定时** |
| [01:44.368] | 随时随地 生闷气跟你翻脸犯贱 啊 |
| [01:48.127] | 我 好怕好怕 老巫婆丢给我一对王炸 |
| [01:51.135] | 怕怕怕*** 谁能告诉我这是掌声还是em..啊啊 |
| [01:55.901] | 我问现在你幸不幸福 性不性福 信不信服 |
| [01:59.159] | 我已经尽量把我的diss都给写的通俗 |
| [02:02.419] | 别以为大家不知道你真正的目的 |
| [02:04.925] | 配合你演出这场戏我只是一时兴起 |
| [02:07.933] | 我劝你接下来少*** |
| [02:09.939] | 多些有意义的脚踏实地 |
| [02:12.012] | 否则老子我一定不会对你客气！ |
| [02:15.772] | 幸福在哪里？ |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : la bi xiao xin zui ai chi de bing gan bao zhuang shang de xiao e yu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : la bi xiao xin zui ai chi de bing gan bao zhuang shang de xiao e yu |
| [00:11.991] | xing fu zai na li |
| [00:17.756] | xing fu zai na li |
| [00:24.276] | ji ji fu ji ji bian zao chu la ji |
| [00:27.033] | man kou dao de ren yi ke zuo shi que hen sha bi |
| [00:30.041] | ying mian zou lai jie shou ling jiang de dou shi yi xie lao si ji |
| [00:33.300] | ke zen me ting dao shen bian hua cao shu mu dou zai tan xi |
| [00:36.057] | bu ru wei da jia kao lv lai de shi ji |
| [00:38.313] | hai yao qiu gao ji ge yi kai shen me lai |
| [00:41.572] | wo jiu xiang wen wen ni san nian gong zuo jing yan de ren ji neng hai shi cai bi |
| [00:45.833] | dan gui tian ji neng xiang shi zuo le zhi sheng ji zhi bi tian ji gong zuo ji nian lian sheng 7 ji |
| [00:50.599] | zuo qiang tou zhi fu ni ni di yi |
| [00:52.855] | Like a flee tiao lai tiao qu zhi dao rang ni xie si di li |
| [00:56.364] | yao de bu shi real hard working |
| [00:58.119] | er shi ni hao wo hao da jia hao xiao xi xi xi xi |
| [01:01.628] | wo hai shi bu yao gen ni men jiang dao li |
| [01:03.383] | bu ran wo ye cheng wei la ji low B |
| [01:05.388] | zhe xian xiang zhen de hao xiao you hao qi |
| [01:07.394] | bu ru da ge di di qu bian xiao bian chi zha ji |
| [01:11.404] | hai shi qiu qiu sheng ren ci ni yi ge qi ji ba |
| [01:14.161] | quan chang mi man zhe ling ren zuo ou pi xiao rou bu xiao de qi xi ba |
| [01:17.671] | jia xiao jia chang jia jiao jia yan jia zhang sheng bu chu xi ba |
| [01:20.679] | dao de bang jia kui lei bang yang yan jiang ye shi zheng que ba |
| [01:24.188] | xin huai gui tai li wai shi liang zhong ren ge qi pian tong ban |
| [01:27.199] | 1 wan wa tan zhao deng ye zhao bu liang ni nei xin de hei an |
| [01:29.827] | bao gao ju ju zhen shi er ni que dui cheng guo shi er bu jian |
| [01:33.087] | fei yao che xie zhe xue che gen ni de qi dai hao bu xiang gan |
| [01:36.096] | wo yao si kai ni xu wei mian ju xia de chou lou wei shan |
| [01:39.104] | zen me zuo dao mei you cheng ji hai li de xin an |
| [01:42.112] | mei ci peng mian dou xiang yi ke ding shi |
| [01:44.368] | sui shi sui di sheng men qi gen ni fan lian fan jian a |
| [01:48.127] | wo hao pa hao pa lao wu po diu gei wo yi dui wang zha |
| [01:51.135] | pa pa pa shui neng gao su wo zhe shi zhang sheng hai shi em.. a a |
| [01:55.901] | wo wen xian zai ni xing bu xing fu xing bu xing fu xin bu xin fu |
| [01:59.159] | wo yi jing jin liang ba wo de diss dou gei xie de tong su |
| [02:02.419] | bie yi wei da jia bu zhi dao ni zhen zheng de mu di |
| [02:04.925] | pei he ni yan chu zhe chang xi wo zhi shi yi shi xing qi |
| [02:07.933] | wo quan ni jie xia lai shao |
| [02:09.939] | duo xie you yi yi de jiao ta shi di |
| [02:12.012] | fou ze lao zi wo yi ding bu hui dui ni ke qi! |
| [02:15.772] | xing fu zai na li? |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : là bǐ xiǎo xīn zuì ài chī de bǐng gān bāo zhuāng shàng de xiǎo è yú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : là bǐ xiǎo xīn zuì ài chī de bǐng gān bāo zhuāng shàng de xiǎo è yú |
| [00:11.991] | xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ |
| [00:17.756] | xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ |
| [00:24.276] | jī jī fù jī jī biān zào chū lā jī |
| [00:27.033] | mǎn kǒu dào dé rén yì kě zuò shì què hěn shā bǐ |
| [00:30.041] | yíng miàn zǒu lái jiē shòu lǐng jiǎng de dōu shì yī xiē lǎo sī jī |
| [00:33.300] | kě zěn me tīng dào shēn biān huā cǎo shù mù dōu zài tàn xī |
| [00:36.057] | bù rú wèi dà jiā kǎo lǜ lái de shí jì |
| [00:38.313] | hái yāo qiú gǎo jǐ gè yī kāi shén me lái |
| [00:41.572] | wǒ jiù xiǎng wèn wèn nǐ sān nián gōng zuò jīng yàn de rén jì néng hái shì cài bī |
| [00:45.833] | dàn guì tiǎn jì néng xiàng shì zuò le zhí shēng jī zhí bī tiān jì gōng zuò jǐ nián lián shēng 7 jí |
| [00:50.599] | zuò qiáng tóu zhǐ fú nǐ nǐ dì yī |
| [00:52.855] | Like a flee tiào lái tiào qù zhí dào ràng nǐ xiē sī dǐ lǐ |
| [00:56.364] | yào de bú shì real hard working |
| [00:58.119] | ér shì nǐ hǎo wǒ hǎo dà jiā hǎo xiào xī xī xī xī |
| [01:01.628] | wǒ hái shì bú yào gēn nǐ men jiǎng dào lǐ |
| [01:03.383] | bù rán wǒ yě chéng wéi lā jī low B |
| [01:05.388] | zhè xiàn xiàng zhēn de hǎo xiào yòu hǎo qì |
| [01:07.394] | bù rú dǎ gè dī dī qù biān xiào biān chī zhá jī |
| [01:11.404] | hái shì qiú qiú shèng rén cì nǐ yí gè qí jī ba |
| [01:14.161] | quán chǎng mí màn zhe lìng rén zuò ǒu pí xiào ròu bù xiào de qì xī ba |
| [01:17.671] | jiǎ xiào jiǎ chàng jiǎ jiào jiǎ yǎn jiǎ zhǎng shēng bù chū xì ba |
| [01:20.679] | dào dé bǎng jià kuǐ lěi bǎng yàng yǎn jiǎng yě shì zhèng què ba |
| [01:24.188] | xīn huái guǐ tāi lǐ wài shì liǎng zhǒng rén gé qī piàn tóng bàn |
| [01:27.199] | 1 wàn wǎ tàn zhào dēng yě zhào bù liàng nǐ nèi xīn de hēi àn |
| [01:29.827] | bào gào jù jù zhēn shí ér nǐ què duì chéng guǒ shì ér bú jiàn |
| [01:33.087] | fēi yào chě xiē zhé xué chě gēn nǐ de qī dài háo bù xiāng gān |
| [01:36.096] | wǒ yào sī kāi nǐ xū wěi miàn jù xià de chǒu lòu wěi shàn |
| [01:39.104] | zěn me zuò dào méi yǒu chéng jī hái lǐ dé xīn ān |
| [01:42.112] | měi cì pèng miàn dōu xiàng yī kē dìng shí |
| [01:44.368] | suí shí suí dì shēng mēn qì gēn nǐ fān liǎn fàn jiàn a |
| [01:48.127] | wǒ hǎo pà hǎo pà lǎo wū pó diū gěi wǒ yī duì wáng zhà |
| [01:51.135] | pà pà pà shuí néng gào sù wǒ zhè shì zhǎng shēng hái shì em.. a a |
| [01:55.901] | wǒ wèn xiàn zài nǐ xìng bù xìng fú xìng bù xìng fú xìn bù xìn fú |
| [01:59.159] | wǒ yǐ jīng jǐn liàng bǎ wǒ de diss dōu gěi xiě de tōng sú |
| [02:02.419] | bié yǐ wéi dà jiā bù zhī dào nǐ zhēn zhèng de mù dì |
| [02:04.925] | pèi hé nǐ yǎn chū zhè chǎng xì wǒ zhǐ shì yī shí xīng qǐ |
| [02:07.933] | wǒ quàn nǐ jiē xià lái shǎo |
| [02:09.939] | duō xiē yǒu yì yì de jiǎo tā shi dì |
| [02:12.012] | fǒu zé lǎo zi wǒ yí dìng bú huì duì nǐ kè qì! |
| [02:15.772] | xìng fú zài nǎ lǐ? |
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