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If you want a fancy fan |
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Or a turkey born in Turkey-stan |
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Or a slave that's awf'lly African |
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Or a Teapot early Ming, |
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Come to the supermarket in old Peking. |
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If you want to buy a kite |
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Or a pup to keep you up at night |
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Or a dwarf who used to know Snow White |
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Or a frog who loves to sing, |
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Come to the supermarket in old Peking. |
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They have: sunflow'r cakes, moonbeam cakes, |
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Gizzard cakes, lizard cakes, |
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Pickled eels, pickle snakes, |
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Fit for any king, |
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If you want a bust of jade |
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Or an egg that's more or less decayed |
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Or in case you care to meet a maid |
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For a nice but naughty fling, |
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Come to the supermarket, |
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If you come on an ostrich, you can park it, |
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So come to the supermarket |
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And see Pe- |
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King. |
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If you want a gong to beat |
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Or a rickshaw with a sassy seat |
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Or a painting slightly indiscreet |
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That is simply riveting, |
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Come to the supermarket and see Peking. |
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Well, If you want some calico |
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Or a gentle water buffalo |
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Glow worm guaranteed to glow |
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Or a cloak inclined to cling, |
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Come to the supermarket in old Peking. |
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They have bird's-nest soup, seaweed soup, |
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Noodle soup, poodle soup, |
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Talking crows with the croup, |
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Almost anything. |
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If you want to buy a saw |
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Or a fish delicious when it's raw |
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Or a pill to kill your moth'r-in-law |
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Or a bee without a sting, |
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Come to the supermarket, |
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If you come on a turtle, you can park it, |
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So come to the supermarket |
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If you come on a goose, you can park it, |
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So come to the supermarket |
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And see |
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Pe- |
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King! |