| More often than not | |
| What's word's owning is worth fighting for whether it be life, love or the pursuit of happiness mom's apple-pie or even something as basic as sex and don't go knocking it that three-letter-word makes a mockery of the four-letter-onces that tries to cheapen it | |
| It's a wonderful game for people of all ages and even for losers it's worth a try | |
| That's good morning and good bye [Buck 65] | |
| They sit in your section they think you gentle and nice you bring glasses of water with lentils and rice | |
| Old-fashioned outfits it also appears their tips are greater when you don't wear brassieres | |
| They give you their orders and watch when you write them wishing that you could be their menu item | |
| They wanna be breast-fed the day you get work off with you in their thoughts they walk home and then jerk off | |
| You look like a model so young and intrepid the regular customers are old and decrepit | |
| The food is here rotten but the service is stellar | |
| I know that | |
| I love her and | |
| I wish I could tell her | |
| But they don't know your name cause you don't really care as long as they tip you and stay in their chair | |
| They swallow their tongues in a venom, dirty wipers if you tell them a lie and changes the dirty diapers |