| There's equal spaces between the hurdles and steeple chases | |
| So I don't go around blowing smoke in people's faces | |
| Rather than acting like a pest to your spouse | |
| I'll conduct my behavior like | |
| I'm a guest in your house | |
| No matter what 'cause | |
| I found out you'll learn | |
| It's your ass in the future if you fart on someone's furniture | |
| Not everyone thinks having no class is funny | |
| A fool is an outcast when he outlasts his money | |
| I dress like an old man but so what and lord knows | |
| I love little babies and | |
| I cry at award shows | |
| It's nice to hear sad songs played on the piano | |
| I'm a fan of the fine arts and | |
| John Gailliano | |
| I use mere ? attempts to, to dispel on the powers | |
| Of evil and believing, smelling the flowers even | |
| Life is a flagrant, a thug will get stagnant | |
| So follow your nose and savior the fragrance | |
| I don't act hard and waste time with irrelevance | |
| Or underestimate the audience's intelligence | |
| I do what | |
| I do with skill and sincerity | |
| I am what | |
| I am, not a fraud or a parody | |
| So I don't act hard and waste time with irrelevance | |
| Or underestimate the audience's intelligence | |
| I just do what | |
| I do with skill and sincerity |