| Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on | |
| The Centaur; | |
| I'm famous | |
| I walk around with no shirt on | |
| The easiest way would be for you to lie face down | |
| I'm a man | |
| But I'm built like a horse from the waist down | |
| People are afraid of me but act like they love me | |
| Feast your eyes upon my nudity | |
| I am Beauty | |
| AND the Beast | |
| I have plenty to say | |
| But nobody listens because my clock is so clean, the hour hand is missing; so | |
| I'm famous for it "Freaky" is what everyone's name is for it | |
| Sure, it's larger than yours | |
| I'm a CENT | |
| AUR for Chrissakes! | |
| I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music | |
| I'm told passion is my specialty | |
| But really | |
| I'm old-fashioned | |
| And I'm quite well-built | |
| As fas as physiques go | |
| So people seem to think that | |
| I belong in a freak show | |
| They wanna have pictures taken | |
| Constantly assumin' that my sex drive is three times that of a normal human | |
| Askin' silly questions like | |
| I'm their personal mentor | |
| All they care about is my undercarriage because | |
| I'm a centaur | |
| The porno industry | |
| Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie ' | |
| Cause they think | |
| I look funny | |
| But I'm lookin' for true love | |
| Not cookies and crumbs | |
| More than a sore thumb - | |
| I have a complicated mind | |
| I'm not the favorite kind of companion | |
| For the average person | |
| Sometimes things start well | |
| But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem | |
| Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get | |
| Bein' a centaur's love interest | |
| You don't care about my next life | |
| Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life | |
| Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on | |
| The Centaur; | |
| I'm famous | |
| I walk around with no shirt on | |
| The easiest way would be for you to lie face down | |
| I'm a man | |
| But I'm built like a horse from the waist down | |
| Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on | |
| The Centaur; | |
| I'm famous | |
| I walk around with no shirt on | |
| The easiest way would be for you to lie face down | |
| I'm a man call me "country" so handsome, known to throw a tantrum, quick on the draw than a dog pulling a rikshaw. rock star talkative, talented, provocative awkward socially, unusually emotional, weighed in proportion my heart is the warmest, unfortunately for me my private part is enormous.. also the normal, | |
| I am also the authority on all sorts of important stuff morally the centaur historically horrible, adorable not exactly, magically attractive, drastically endowed, rocket powered jock-unit, nothing new to talk about it, don't even look at me sideways or crookedly, i am crotchedy in more ways than one, macho, watch out now, | |
| I am furry and furious | |
| Most people are curious and wanna get dirt on | |
| The Centaur. |
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