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I've been thinking about Gabrielle Solis and all the desperate housewives |
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And I've been thinking about Mike Delfino and his gun |
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And I've been drawing patterns in my mind, but I can't fall asleep |
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And I've been counting all the sheep there is to count |
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No, I can't fall asleep and that is why I am here with you tonight |
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Can you lend me a DVD box or sing me a lullaby? |
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Hello Mrs. Van De Kamp, did you clean the whole kitchen and drink all the wine? |
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Hello Saferide, can you give me a safe ride back to sleep? |
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'Cause I wanna OD on DH |
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I wanna OD on DH |
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Let me overdose on DH with you |
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Trying to kill the pain watching make-believe peoples fake disasters |
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If I'd been Elaine this misery'd been followed by studio laughter |
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Been looking for someone who could love me just like Will loves Grace |
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But they say "It's not like on your flat screen TV" |
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It's gotta be like on my flat screen TV |
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I've seen you around I can tell that you are just like me |
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You'd rather watch reruns than deal with the bad spin-off called life |
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I'll put the kettle on. Let's not speak, talk ruins every conversation |
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I've downloaded Dexter. Come, there is room next to me |
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Hello Mr Sipowicz, 'ginning to understand why you act like you do |
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Hello Pablo, I got this vision, we can dance to it |
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I need to OD on NYPD |
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I need to OD on NYPD |
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Let's overdose on NYPD when we're blue |
