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As your genial host may I offer a toast |
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To the wine buying guest on my right |
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(Hooray for the wine buyer) |
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Yes drag out the cooking |
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Sherry for the old colonel |
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May his bank account grow |
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Heavy laden with dough |
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May he spend it in here every night |
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(Every night) |
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Seeing this night in its glory |
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You people so loyal so true |
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Puts me in mind of a story |
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Tell us about it pray do-o-o-o-o-o |
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The people in the ballroom |
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Were stuffy and arty |
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So I began to get just a little bit frayed |
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I sneaked into the kitchen |
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I dug me a party |
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The waiter |
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And the porter |
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And the second storey maid |
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I peeked into the parlour to see |
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What was a-hatchin |
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In time to hear the hostess |
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Suggest a charade |
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But who was in the pantry a-laughin an scratchin |
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Oh The waiter |
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And the porter |
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And the upstairs maid |
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When they heard the music |
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That the orchestra played |
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The waiter and the porter grabbed |
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A-hold of the maid |
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Then they all proceeded to go into a clog |
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Hot diggedy dog |
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If ever I invited to some fuddy-duddy |
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I ain a-gonna watch any harlequinade |
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You and l find him in the kitchen |
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Applaudin his buddies |
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The waiter |
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And the porter |
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And the upstairs maid |
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Well pardon me folks |
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The roast is carved |
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The wine is served |
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Why you look half starved |
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Pardon me sir may we be free |
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The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree |
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(Orchestral break) |
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I went and got a dish |
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Pan to use as a cymbal |
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The porter found the regular |
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Glass that he played |
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The fingers of the waiter |
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Were each in a thimble |
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You should-a heard the music |
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That the combination made |
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Marchin' through the kitchen to |
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The pantry and back |
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Why man you should-a seen us |
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We were ballin' the jack |
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Once a half an hour |
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Passed without any call |
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Jack we had a ball |
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The waltzes and mazurkas |
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We hate 'em we spurn 'em |
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We got a lot of rhythms |
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We wanna hear played |
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Yes and we know who to go to |
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When we want to learn 'em |
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The waiter and the porter |
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And the upstairs maid |
