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Whole house freeze' |
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It was a Thursday |
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I stepped to the club, there she was |
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Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly |
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Curved indeed, she started staring in my direction |
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Luring and urging seductively, body language instructing me |
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I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea |
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And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle |
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I said 'So who you be? |
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You looking kind of tight, gal |
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I would love to see you in a nightgown' |
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She said ' |
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They call me the |
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Dragon Queen and |
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I come from |
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TibetI'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat |
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I've come to your country in search of a lost |
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ScrollThat contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold' |
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I looked at her confused and said, "But why have you told me this?" |
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She said the description that |
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I fitWas that of the |
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Chosen One who'd go beyond |
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Then slipped a concoction in my drink |
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Immediately set my consciousness adrift |
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Now, I'm in that zone dwelling, |
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I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair |
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With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle |
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Glared up at the |
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Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing |
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Her steps on the stairs had a magic |
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Gleam, glowed brightly |
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To prepare me for my journey a |
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Sword was hovering towards me |
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Plus garlic from the |
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Keepers of the |
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GateWho bore all the secrets and take care of trespassers |
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But at last it's prophesied that |
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I would gain access |
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To a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the |
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ScrollMassive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in |
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Began traveling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited |
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Thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way |
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I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute |
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Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions |
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The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren |
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Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end? |
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Defiantly |
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I stood boldly as they began closing in |
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And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then' |
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Whole house freeze' |
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Just then |
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I pulled the |
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Sword and somehow |
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It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed |
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And the same |
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Glow that |
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I seen in the |
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SwordI seen in the eyes of the |
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Lion, who began leading me |
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In a specific direction as if trying to tell me something |
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Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had been described |
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Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped |
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And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried' |
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After years we have finally been awakened' |
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The assault was on, |
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I got knocked to the ground by one |
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Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing |
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Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops |
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And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the swamp |
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Then I grabbed my |
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Sword, the garlic put it around my neck |
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Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing |
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Off with their heads, the gates slowly and mysteriously opened |
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So curiously |
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I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective |
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Spider webs the size of king size beds |
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Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead |
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Just then the same |
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Light beamed brightly and in the distance |
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At that instance, lo and behold, the hidden |
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ScrollAnd just as |
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I thought my mission was over |
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I could feel the |
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Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder |
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As she began to transform and metamorphosis |
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She took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and eyes |
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And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire |
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So once again |
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I grabbed my trusty |
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Sword but to my astonishment |
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She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the |
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ScrollAnd exited much faster than secreted gas, |
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I'm gasping |
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Clasp full of flames cast in my direction |
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I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of death |
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And a casket passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding |
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How could |
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I survive and last another round inside this madness?' |
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Whole house freeze |
