Black Metal Sucks - Original

Song Black Metal Sucks - Original
Artist Lich King
Album Toxic Zombie Onslaught

Lyrics

[00:18.660] Over there in Norway,
[00:22.750] the churches all burn down
[00:23.380] Let\'s go dress in goth clothesa
[00:24.410] nd get painted like a clown
[00:25.790] Awesome leather armbands
[00:26.700] ,with spikes like two feet long
[00:28.160] Hair is parted down the middle,
[00:29.320] ,frowning like a frog
[00:30.650] In league with the devil
[00:31.850] Satan, skulls and hell
[00:33.020] Making mommy mad,
[00:34.050] cause that\'s original,
[00:35.240] If you hate good music,
[00:36.500] then it can\'t hurt to go
[00:37.530] Image-conscious assholes
[00:38.760] black metal fashion show
[00:43.000] I hope that you get hit by a bus. Why
[00:45.210] Black metal sucks
[00:48.060] Careful not to smear your makeup
[00:50.390] You suck
[00:52.460] goth clothes and frowns,
[00:55.500] just like we discussed
[00:59.370] Black metal sucks
[01:06.800] Blacke Foryst of Despayr,
[01:08.820] taking photos of the band ,
[01:11.320] Put \'em up on myspace
[01:12.030] you\'re the envy of the land ,
[01:13.520] Posing with a battleaxe
[01:13.910] and grimacing with hate ,
[01:14.700] When you\'re done
[01:15.450] with this, figure skating at the lake
[01:16.970] The music is best,
[01:17.630] it\'s got the hardest metal sound :
[01:18.410] Quickly riffing
[01:19.860] on one note is certain to astound
[01:20.850] Dimly echoed drumming
[01:22.330] and some goat heads to distract
[01:28.680] I wish your black clothes would combust. Why?
[01:30.610] Black metal sucks
[01:33.830] You know what dude
[01:35.640] You suck
[01:37.880] Singer sounds like a wounded duck
[01:41.100] Black metal sucks
[01:42.920] I\'d rather listen to... us
[01:45.970] You Suck
[01:48.990] You know how I know you look like a fool?
[01:50.730] We\'re the best band and we\'re super cool
[01:56.970] Straight from the 80\'s and we\'re old school80
[02:01.460] Running out of rhymes, so wading pool