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One day there was a mascot war, the body count was large |
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Metal vs. cereal, and Eddie led the charge |
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Toucan Sam was kneecapped and his beak was smashed apart |
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When Murray clubbed him in the face and then ripped out his heart |
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Tony didn't feel so great when Wrex opened his head |
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With some friendly violent fun that stupid tiger **** was dead |
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Not manned up and with a punch proceded to lay waste |
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Planted a fistful of metal right in Wendell's smarmy face |
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Silly Rabbit didn't look, was in for quite a shock |
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When Vic Rattlehead came from behind and brained him with a rock |
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Snaggletooth impaled Booberry on his piggy tusks |
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And then roasted him, his breath turning the undead fiend to dust |
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It's a mascot war |
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Grim Reaper jumped his motorcycle through a church window |
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There he found the Corn Flake Rooster, killed him with a solid blow |
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Jack-O-Lantern took one of the seven keys, said "die," |
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And then Lucky, that poor bastard got it crammed into his eye |
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Honey Bee and Chaley battled high above the ground |
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With a hammer of his head the winged skull, he won the round |
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Flotzilla towered high above the battle, with a chop |
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It was doomsday for deceivers known as Snap, Crackle and Pop |
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Count Chocula, a wooden stake inside his heart, was slain |
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It was placed there with no mercy by bloodthirsty Baphomet |
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Cap'n Crunch was stomped upon and then his head was pissed |
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Because Sargent D was coming and he was on his list |
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There's too much at stake tonight |
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Metal mascots take the throne |
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Diggum's skull is gleaming white |
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And Frankenberry dies alone |
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Frankenberry dies alone |
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Frankenberry dies alone |
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Mascot war |
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Breakfasttime your time is up |
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Show the Honeycomb thing no fear |
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Hold fast and stand your ground |
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Our time is now, our moment's here |
