| I'm 'trolling food court for girls | |
| Yeah, it's the best job in the world | |
| They know they're safe with me | |
| They love my little mustache | |
| They love a man in uniform | |
| Oh | |
| With my sunglass they can't | |
| See what I'm really looking at | |
| And as they're walking by | |
| I whisper through my doughnut | |
| Hey baby, baby light that ass on fire | |
| How long must this day go on? | |
| I got to stand here two more hours till I | |
| Punch the clock | |
| How long must this day go on? | |
| No kid, they don't give me a gun | |
| I don't get paid enough to run | |
| So you can call me what you want | |
| I'll be hanging at the check out | |
| Checking out your girlfriend | |
| Figure out how she's going to fit all of that | |
| Butt into that underwear - yeah | |
| Yeah | |
| Hey girl if you can't recall | |
| Where you parked your daddy's car | |
| Then I could help you out | |
| All alone in this | |
| great big mall | |
| Oh | |
| How long must this day go on? | |
| I got to stand here two more hours | |
| Till it's Miller Time | |
| How long must this day go on? | |
| Whoa oh oh, oh oh | |
| I'm 'trolling food court for girls | |
| I whisper through my doughnut | |
| I whisper through my doughnut | |
| I whisper through my doughnut | |
| Hey baby baby, hey baby baby baby | |
| Light that | |
| Light that ass on fire | |
| Alright, that's good |