Levi Johnston's Blues

Song Levi Johnston's Blues
Artist Ben Folds
Album Lonely Avenue

Lyrics

作曲 : Botch
Woke up this morning, what do I see?
Three thousand cameras pointed at me.
Dude says, "You Levi?"
I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir."
"Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter."
So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister,
"Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol."
And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny?
"Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency."
And I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!"
They say, "Soon you will, boy; they just announced it."
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,
Gonna lay down the law
And tell her what's going on:
I'm a ****ing redneck,
I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose.
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
You **** with me and I kick your ass.
So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is against our religion.
And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old,
They say, "Levi, it's too late,
"You gotta do as you're told."
So I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!"
They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it."
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,
Gonna lay down the law
And tell her what's going on:
I'm a ****ing redneck,
I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose.
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
You **** with me and I kick your ass.
(instrumental)
I'm a ****ing redneck,
I like to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing
And kill some moose.
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
You **** with me and I kick your ass.
I like to do some shit, do some chillin' I guess
... Kill some moose

Pinyin

zuò qǔ : Botch
Woke up this morning, what do I see?
Three thousand cameras pointed at me.
Dude says, " You Levi?"
I' m like, " Yes, that' s me sir."
" Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee' s daughter."
So I tell him, " No, you got it wrong, mister,
" Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol."
And they all laugh and say, " Where you been, sonny?
" Your motherinlaw' s a heartbeat from the presidency."
And I say, " Motherinlaw? No we ain' t getting married!"
They say, " Soon you will, boy they just announced it."
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl' s home,
Gonna lay down the law
And tell her what' s going on:
I' m a ing redneck,
I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose.
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
You with me and I kick your ass.
So we talk and it turns out we don' t believe in abortion
And sex outside marriage is against our religion.
And when I try to tell ' em I' m eighteen years old,
They say, " Levi, it' s too late,
" You gotta do as you' re told."
So I say, " Motherinlaw? No we ain' t getting married!"
They say, " Soon you will, boy she just announced it."
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl' s home,
Gonna lay down the law
And tell her what' s going on:
I' m a ing redneck,
I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some moose.
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
You with me and I kick your ass.
instrumental
I' m a ing redneck,
I like to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing
And kill some moose.
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
You with me and I kick your ass.
I like to do some shit, do some chillin' I guess
... Kill some moose