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Well I thought about the army |
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Dad said, son youre ****ing high |
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And I thought, yeah theres a first for everything |
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So I took my old mans advice |
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Three sad semesters |
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It was only 15 grand spent in bed |
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I thought about the army |
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I dropped out and joined a band instead |
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Grew a moustache and a mullet |
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Got a job at chick-fil-a |
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Citing artistic differences |
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The band broke up in may |
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And in june reformed without me |
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And theyd got a different name |
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I nuked another grandmas apple pie |
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And hung my head in shame |
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Been thinking a lot today |
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Been thinking a lot today |
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Oh, I think Ill write a screenplay |
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Oh, I think Ill take it to la |
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Oh, I think Ill get it done yesterday |
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In this time of introspection |
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On the eve of my election |
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I say to my reflection |
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God please spare me more rejection |
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cause my peers they criticize me |
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And my ex-wives all despise me |
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Try to put it all behind me |
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But my redneck past is nipping at my heels |
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Ive been thinking a lot today |
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Ive been thinking a lot today |
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Ive been thinking a lot today |
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I thought about the army... |