| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 何泽镔/十一 |
| [00:00.035] | 作曲 : 何泽镔 |
| [01:00.86][00:00.70] | 老婆饼里没有老婆只有饼 |
| [01:03.10][00:02.51] | 为啥点了夫妻肺片也没有夫妻 |
| [01:05.16][00:04.99] | 如果鱼香肉丝里面从来没有鱼 |
| [01:07.75][00:07.55] | 你还厚着脸皮对我说欢迎光临 |
| [01:10.33][00:09.88] | 蚂蚁上树没有树也没有蚂蚁 |
| [01:12.90][00:12.56] | 到底松鼠桂鱼里的松鼠在哪里 |
| [01:15.33][00:15.11] | 驴打滚在碗里滚来滚去没有驴 |
| [01:17.95][00:17.55] | 热狗再热也没有puppy |
| [01:20.32][00:19.85] | 佛跳墙跳的很可疑 |
| [01:22.74][00:22.41] | 是不是偷了啥东西 |
| [01:24.97][00:24.78] | 东坡肉苏轼的手笔 |
| [01:27.30][00:27.82] | 好油腻 |
| [01:30.00][00:30.00] | 狮子头多少钱一斤 |
| [01:32.80][00:33.20] | 反正我吃不起 |
| [01:35.62][00:36.85] | 吃撒尿牛丸儿还需要勇气 |
| [01:40.17][00:40.37] |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : he ze bin shi yi |
| [00:00.035] | zuo qu : he ze bin |
| [01:00.86][00:00.70] | lao po bing li mei you lao po zhi you bing |
| [01:03.10][00:02.51] | wei sha dian le fu qi fei pian ye mei you fu qi |
| [01:05.16][00:04.99] | ru guo yu xiang rou si li mian cong lai mei you yu |
| [01:07.75][00:07.55] | ni hai hou zhe lian pi dui wo shuo huan ying guang lin |
| [01:10.33][00:09.88] | ma yi shang shu mei you shu ye mei you ma yi |
| [01:12.90][00:12.56] | dao di song shu gui yu li de song shu zai na li |
| [01:15.33][00:15.11] | lv da gun zai wan li gun lai gun qu mei you lv |
| [01:17.95][00:17.55] | re gou zai re ye mei you puppy |
| [01:20.32][00:19.85] | fo tiao qiang tiao de hen ke yi |
| [01:22.74][00:22.41] | shi bu shi tou le sha dong xi |
| [01:24.97][00:24.78] | dong po rou su shi de shou bi |
| [01:27.30][00:27.82] | hao you ni |
| [01:30.00][00:30.00] | shi zi tou duo shao qian yi jin |
| [01:32.80][00:33.20] | fan zheng wo chi bu qi |
| [01:35.62][00:36.85] | chi sa niao niu wan er hai xu yao yong qi |
| [01:40.17][00:40.37] |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : hé zé bīn shí yī |
| [00:00.035] | zuò qǔ : hé zé bīn |
| [01:00.86][00:00.70] | lǎo pó bǐng lǐ méi yǒu lǎo pó zhǐ yǒu bǐng |
| [01:03.10][00:02.51] | wèi shà diǎn le fū qī fèi piàn yě méi yǒu fū qī |
| [01:05.16][00:04.99] | rú guǒ yú xiāng ròu sī lǐ miàn cóng lái méi yǒu yú |
| [01:07.75][00:07.55] | nǐ hái hòu zhe liǎn pí duì wǒ shuō huān yíng guāng lín |
| [01:10.33][00:09.88] | mǎ yǐ shàng shù méi yǒu shù yě méi yǒu mǎ yǐ |
| [01:12.90][00:12.56] | dào dǐ sōng shǔ guì yú lǐ de sōng shǔ zài nǎ lǐ |
| [01:15.33][00:15.11] | lǘ dǎ gǔn zài wǎn lǐ gǔn lái gǔn qù méi yǒu lǘ |
| [01:17.95][00:17.55] | rè gǒu zài rè yě méi yǒu puppy |
| [01:20.32][00:19.85] | fó tiào qiáng tiào de hěn kě yí |
| [01:22.74][00:22.41] | shì bú shì tōu le shà dōng xī |
| [01:24.97][00:24.78] | dōng pō ròu sū shì de shǒu bǐ |
| [01:27.30][00:27.82] | hǎo yóu nì |
| [01:30.00][00:30.00] | shī zi tóu duō shǎo qián yī jīn |
| [01:32.80][00:33.20] | fǎn zhèng wǒ chī bù qǐ |
| [01:35.62][00:36.85] | chī sā niào niú wán ér hái xū yào yǒng qì |
| [01:40.17][00:40.37] |
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