| Song | Plastic Jesus |
| Artist | Billy Idol |
| Album | Devil's Playground |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| I don't care if it rains or freezes | |
| Long as I got my plastic | |
| JesusRidin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| Through my trials and tribulations | |
| And my travels through the nation | |
| With my plastic | |
| Jesus I'll go far | |
| Ridin' down the thoroughfare | |
| With a nose up in the air | |
| A wreck may be ahead but | |
| He don't mind | |
| Trouble comin' | |
| He don't see | |
| He just keeps | |
| His eye on me | |
| And any other thing that lies behind | |
| With my plastic | |
| JesusGoodbye and | |
| I'll go far | |
| I said, with my plastic | |
| JesusSitting on the dashboard of my car | |
| When I'm in a traffic jam | |
| He don't care if | |
| I say damn | |
| I can let all my curses roll' | |
| Cause Jesus plastico doesn't hear' | |
| Cause He has a plastic ear | |
| The man who invented plastic saved my soul | |
| With my plastic | |
| JesusGoodbye and | |
| I'll go far | |
| I said, with my plastic | |
| JesusSitting on the dashboard of my car | |
| And if I weave around at night | |
| Policemen think | |
| I'm very tired | |
| They never find my bottle | |
| Though they ask' | |
| Cause plastic | |
| Jesus shelters me | |
| For His head comes off you see | |
| He's hollow and | |
| I use him like a flask | |
| WhoaSave me | |
| I don't care if it's dark or scary | |
| Long as I got magnetic | |
| MaryRidin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| I feel that | |
| I'm protected amply | |
| I've got the love of the whole damn family | |
| Ridin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| With my plastic | |
| JesusI said, “ | |
| Goodbye and | |
| I'll go far” | |
| And I said, with my plastic | |
| JesusI said sitting on the dashboard of my car | |
| When I'm goin' fornicatin', | |
| I've got my ceramic | |
| SatanSittin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| Women know | |
| I'm on the level | |
| Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil | |
| Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car |
| I don' t care if it rains or freezes | |
| Long as I got my plastic | |
| JesusRidin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| Through my trials and tribulations | |
| And my travels through the nation | |
| With my plastic | |
| Jesus I' ll go far | |
| Ridin' down the thoroughfare | |
| With a nose up in the air | |
| A wreck may be ahead but | |
| He don' t mind | |
| Trouble comin' | |
| He don' t see | |
| He just keeps | |
| His eye on me | |
| And any other thing that lies behind | |
| With my plastic | |
| JesusGoodbye and | |
| I' ll go far | |
| I said, with my plastic | |
| JesusSitting on the dashboard of my car | |
| When I' m in a traffic jam | |
| He don' t care if | |
| I say damn | |
| I can let all my curses roll' | |
| Cause Jesus plastico doesn' t hear' | |
| Cause He has a plastic ear | |
| The man who invented plastic saved my soul | |
| With my plastic | |
| JesusGoodbye and | |
| I' ll go far | |
| I said, with my plastic | |
| JesusSitting on the dashboard of my car | |
| And if I weave around at night | |
| Policemen think | |
| I' m very tired | |
| They never find my bottle | |
| Though they ask' | |
| Cause plastic | |
| Jesus shelters me | |
| For His head comes off you see | |
| He' s hollow and | |
| I use him like a flask | |
| WhoaSave me | |
| I don' t care if it' s dark or scary | |
| Long as I got magnetic | |
| MaryRidin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| I feel that | |
| I' m protected amply | |
| I' ve got the love of the whole damn family | |
| Ridin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| With my plastic | |
| JesusI said, " | |
| Goodbye and | |
| I' ll go far" | |
| And I said, with my plastic | |
| JesusI said sitting on the dashboard of my car | |
| When I' m goin' fornicatin', | |
| I' ve got my ceramic | |
| SatanSittin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| Women know | |
| I' m on the level | |
| Thanks to the wideeyed stoneware devil | |
| Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car |
| I don' t care if it rains or freezes | |
| Long as I got my plastic | |
| JesusRidin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| Through my trials and tribulations | |
| And my travels through the nation | |
| With my plastic | |
| Jesus I' ll go far | |
| Ridin' down the thoroughfare | |
| With a nose up in the air | |
| A wreck may be ahead but | |
| He don' t mind | |
| Trouble comin' | |
| He don' t see | |
| He just keeps | |
| His eye on me | |
| And any other thing that lies behind | |
| With my plastic | |
| JesusGoodbye and | |
| I' ll go far | |
| I said, with my plastic | |
| JesusSitting on the dashboard of my car | |
| When I' m in a traffic jam | |
| He don' t care if | |
| I say damn | |
| I can let all my curses roll' | |
| Cause Jesus plastico doesn' t hear' | |
| Cause He has a plastic ear | |
| The man who invented plastic saved my soul | |
| With my plastic | |
| JesusGoodbye and | |
| I' ll go far | |
| I said, with my plastic | |
| JesusSitting on the dashboard of my car | |
| And if I weave around at night | |
| Policemen think | |
| I' m very tired | |
| They never find my bottle | |
| Though they ask' | |
| Cause plastic | |
| Jesus shelters me | |
| For His head comes off you see | |
| He' s hollow and | |
| I use him like a flask | |
| WhoaSave me | |
| I don' t care if it' s dark or scary | |
| Long as I got magnetic | |
| MaryRidin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| I feel that | |
| I' m protected amply | |
| I' ve got the love of the whole damn family | |
| Ridin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| With my plastic | |
| JesusI said, " | |
| Goodbye and | |
| I' ll go far" | |
| And I said, with my plastic | |
| JesusI said sitting on the dashboard of my car | |
| When I' m goin' fornicatin', | |
| I' ve got my ceramic | |
| SatanSittin' on the dashboard of my car | |
| Women know | |
| I' m on the level | |
| Thanks to the wideeyed stoneware devil | |
| Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car |