The More I Drink

[00:07.87]	He was sittin' at the bar,
[00:19.74]	sippin' on a regular Coke
[00:25.68]	We were drinkin' and smokin'
[00:28.00]	and makin' him the butt of our jokes
[00:33.99]	We all said,
[00:35.62]	"Man, what happened to you?
[00:38.80]	Why can't you just have a few?"
[00:42.31]	He said,
[00:43.08]	"I would if I could,
[00:45.46]	but it's probably best that I don't."
[00:48.27]	Cause the more I drink,
[00:52.96]	the more I drink
[00:54.14]	Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover
[00:57.65]	and a dancin' machine
[00:59.34]	I get loud, I get proud....
[01:03.52]	and it gets worse
[01:07.28]	Well if I have one,
[01:10.09]	I'll have thirteen
[01:12.27]	Naw, there ain't no in-between
[01:16.46]	Cause, the more I drink,
[01:21.08]	the more I drink.
[01:26.08]	A couple of cold ones,
[01:27.90]	and somebody hands me a shot.
[01:30.96]	Hell, even buck-tooth
[01:35.34]	and bow-legged women start lookin' hot
[01:39.59]	And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes
[01:45.65]	and sweet talkin' some big brunette
[01:50.65]	Yeah, once I get on a roll,
[01:53.65]	ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
[01:56.65]
[01:58.36]	Yep-yep
[02:26.45]	Humm, that's what I'm talking about
[02:49.86]	Man, if I have one,
[02:52.48]	I'll have thirteen
[02:55.11]	And they can't get me off the kareoke machine,
[02:58.99]	The more I drink...
[03:01.36]	the more I drink.
[03:06.86]	Yeah, the more I drink,
[03:09.79]	the more I drink, the more I drink.