Song | Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia |
Artist | Whitney Avalon |
Artist | YoungStar |
Album | Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia |
[00:00.108] | Princess Rap Battle: |
[00:02.956] | Galadriel versus Leia! |
[00:09.455] | Let the rap battle begin! |
[00:12.240] | G:One does not simply walk into this fight |
[00:14.500] | I’m the baddest ***** in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light |
[00:16.835] | I look better in white, you should flee from my sight |
[00:19.551] | I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite |
[00:22.277] | You battle me? You’re not strong enough |
[00:24.679] | A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough |
[00:27.161] | You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair |
[00:29.463] | By the time I end this line you will love me and despair |
[00:37.390] | L:Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad |
[00:39.815] | Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad |
[00:41.905] | What a strong female character obsessed with a ring |
[00:44.354] | And you had to send a group of men to fix everything |
[00:47.159] | When Sauron took over you hid in a tree |
[00:49.234] | I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy |
[00:52.141] | When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater |
[00:54.727] | My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator |
[00:57.201] | G:What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits? |
[00:59.632] | L:Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits |
[01:01.820] | We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth |
[01:04.275] | G:Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist |
[01:07.073] | L:You’re like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit |
[01:09.470] | I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its **** |
[01:12.036] | I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her |
[01:14.439] | I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster |
[01:17.204] | I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land |
[01:19.348] | Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland |
[01:21.918] | No light saber needed to take you out |
[01:24.360] | Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout |
[01:29.039] | G:I will… |
[01:30.744] | Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick |
[01:33.147] | And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked |
[01:35.815] | My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon |
[01:38.402] | How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? |
[01:40.725] | I see things that were, things that are, things that may be |
[01:43.229] | I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby |
[01:45.938] | You shall not pass, challenge another |
[01:48.202] | You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother |
[01:51.131] |
[00:00.108] | Princess Rap Battle: |
[00:02.956] | Galadriel versus Leia! |
[00:09.455] | Let the rap battle begin! |
[00:12.240] | G: One does not simply walk into this fight |
[00:14.500] | I' m the baddest in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light |
[00:16.835] | I look better in white, you should flee from my sight |
[00:19.551] | I' ll strike you down like ObiWan cause I' m colder than carbonite |
[00:22.277] | You battle me? You' re not strong enough |
[00:24.679] | A human break an elf? You don' t live long enough |
[00:27.161] | You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair |
[00:29.463] | By the time I end this line you will love me and despair |
[00:37.390] | L: Calm down grandma, you' re ugly when you' re mad |
[00:39.815] | Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad |
[00:41.905] | What a strong female character obsessed with a ring |
[00:44.354] | And you had to send a group of men to fix everything |
[00:47.159] | When Sauron took over you hid in a tree |
[00:49.234] | I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy |
[00:52.141] | When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater |
[00:54.727] | My words explode like bombs, I' m a verbal detonator |
[00:57.201] | G: What have your films had, like thirteen reedits? |
[00:59.632] | L: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits |
[01:01.820] | We' re on movie number seven while you' re still on your sixth |
[01:04.275] | G: Yes, but unlike you we don' t pretend that three don' t exist |
[01:07.073] | L: You' re like a Stormtrooper ' cuz your shots never hit |
[01:09.470] | I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its |
[01:12.036] | I' ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her |
[01:14.439] | I' m a master with a blaster, you' re a renn faire disaster |
[01:17.204] | I walk in the sky while you' re stuck on the land |
[01:19.348] | Just a hippie hobbithumper, unblinking and bland |
[01:21.918] | No light saber needed to take you out |
[01:24.360] | Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout |
[01:29.039] | G: I will |
[01:30.744] | Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick |
[01:33.147] | And after Jabba' s eager tongue you should know when you' re licked |
[01:35.815] | My lyrics so wet I' m like a rhyming typhoon |
[01:38.402] | How' s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? |
[01:40.725] | I see things that were, things that are, things that may be |
[01:43.229] | I' m fully operational, it' s over, baby |
[01:45.938] | You shall not pass, challenge another |
[01:48.202] | You can kiss my ass, pretend it' s your brother |
[01:51.131] |