Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia

Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia Lyrics

Song Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia
Artist Whitney Avalon
Artist YoungStar
Album Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia
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[00:00.108] Princess Rap Battle:
[00:02.956] Galadriel versus Leia!
[00:09.455] Let the rap battle begin!
[00:12.240] G:One does not simply walk into this fight
[00:14.500] I’m the baddest ***** in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
[00:16.835] I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
[00:19.551] I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite
[00:22.277] You battle me? You’re not strong enough
[00:24.679] A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough
[00:27.161] You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
[00:29.463] By the time I end this line you will love me and despair
[00:37.390] L:Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad
[00:39.815] Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
[00:41.905] What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
[00:44.354] And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
[00:47.159] When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
[00:49.234] I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
[00:52.141] When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
[00:54.727] My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator
[00:57.201] G:What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
[00:59.632] L:Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
[01:01.820] We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth
[01:04.275] G:Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist
[01:07.073] L:You’re like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit
[01:09.470] I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its ****
[01:12.036] I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
[01:14.439] I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster
[01:17.204] I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land
[01:19.348] Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
[01:21.918] No light saber needed to take you out
[01:24.360] Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
[01:29.039] G:I will…
[01:30.744] Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
[01:33.147] And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked
[01:35.815] My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon
[01:38.402] How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
[01:40.725] I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
[01:43.229] I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby
[01:45.938] You shall not pass, challenge another
[01:48.202] You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother
[01:51.131]
[00:00.108] Princess Rap Battle:
[00:02.956] Galadriel versus Leia!
[00:09.455] Let the rap battle begin!
[00:12.240] G: One does not simply walk into this fight
[00:14.500] I' m the baddest in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
[00:16.835] I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
[00:19.551] I' ll strike you down like ObiWan cause I' m colder than carbonite
[00:22.277] You battle me? You' re not strong enough
[00:24.679] A human break an elf? You don' t live long enough
[00:27.161] You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
[00:29.463] By the time I end this line you will love me and despair
[00:37.390] L: Calm down grandma, you' re ugly when you' re mad
[00:39.815] Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
[00:41.905] What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
[00:44.354] And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
[00:47.159] When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
[00:49.234] I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
[00:52.141] When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
[00:54.727] My words explode like bombs, I' m a verbal detonator
[00:57.201] G: What have your films had, like thirteen reedits?
[00:59.632] L: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
[01:01.820] We' re on movie number seven while you' re still on your sixth
[01:04.275] G: Yes, but unlike you we don' t pretend that three don' t exist
[01:07.073] L: You' re like a Stormtrooper ' cuz your shots never hit
[01:09.470] I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its
[01:12.036] I' ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
[01:14.439] I' m a master with a blaster, you' re a renn faire disaster
[01:17.204] I walk in the sky while you' re stuck on the land
[01:19.348] Just a hippie hobbithumper, unblinking and bland
[01:21.918] No light saber needed to take you out
[01:24.360] Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
[01:29.039] G: I will
[01:30.744] Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
[01:33.147] And after Jabba' s eager tongue you should know when you' re licked
[01:35.815] My lyrics so wet I' m like a rhyming typhoon
[01:38.402] How' s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
[01:40.725] I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
[01:43.229] I' m fully operational, it' s over, baby
[01:45.938] You shall not pass, challenge another
[01:48.202] You can kiss my ass, pretend it' s your brother
[01:51.131]
[00:00.108] Princess Rap Battle:
[00:02.956] Galadriel versus Leia!
[00:09.455] Let the rap battle begin!
[00:12.240] G: One does not simply walk into this fight
[00:14.500] I' m the baddest in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
[00:16.835] I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
[00:19.551] I' ll strike you down like ObiWan cause I' m colder than carbonite
[00:22.277] You battle me? You' re not strong enough
[00:24.679] A human break an elf? You don' t live long enough
[00:27.161] You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
[00:29.463] By the time I end this line you will love me and despair
[00:37.390] L: Calm down grandma, you' re ugly when you' re mad
[00:39.815] Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
[00:41.905] What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
[00:44.354] And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
[00:47.159] When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
[00:49.234] I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
[00:52.141] When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
[00:54.727] My words explode like bombs, I' m a verbal detonator
[00:57.201] G: What have your films had, like thirteen reedits?
[00:59.632] L: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
[01:01.820] We' re on movie number seven while you' re still on your sixth
[01:04.275] G: Yes, but unlike you we don' t pretend that three don' t exist
[01:07.073] L: You' re like a Stormtrooper ' cuz your shots never hit
[01:09.470] I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its
[01:12.036] I' ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
[01:14.439] I' m a master with a blaster, you' re a renn faire disaster
[01:17.204] I walk in the sky while you' re stuck on the land
[01:19.348] Just a hippie hobbithumper, unblinking and bland
[01:21.918] No light saber needed to take you out
[01:24.360] Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
[01:29.039] G: I will
[01:30.744] Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
[01:33.147] And after Jabba' s eager tongue you should know when you' re licked
[01:35.815] My lyrics so wet I' m like a rhyming typhoon
[01:38.402] How' s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
[01:40.725] I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
[01:43.229] I' m fully operational, it' s over, baby
[01:45.938] You shall not pass, challenge another
[01:48.202] You can kiss my ass, pretend it' s your brother
[01:51.131]
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