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A rainy afternoon |
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Spent in the warmest room |
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She lay before me and said |
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Yes it's true that I have seen some naked men |
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As she made for the door |
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Leaving me on the floor |
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I wish I'd done biology |
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For an urge within me wanted to do it then |
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Chorus: |
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And here she comes again |
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And I'm sitting on my hands |
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And she sings to me that siren song |
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Here she comes again and I'm biting my lip |
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But it won't be long |
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As Brother Barry said |
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As he married Marion |
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The wife has three great attributes |
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Intelligence, a Swiss army knife and charmBut that's not enough sometimes |
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And she did speak her mind |
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And told them all that she believed |
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The only way to disarm is to disarm |
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I know people whose idea of fun |
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Is throwing stones in the river in the afternoon sun |
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Oh let me be as free as them |
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Don't let her pass this way again |
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Though you cannot be blamed |
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But I've become inflamed |
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With thoughts of lust and thoughts of power |
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Thoughts of love and thoughts of Chairman Mao |
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We have such little time |
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At your place or mine |
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I can't wait till we take our blood tests |
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Oh baby let's take our blood tests now |