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With my qualifications, wooh |
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With my qualifications, wooh |
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I could get me a job walking a dog |
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Chopping a log, cleaning a bog |
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With my qualifications, wooh |
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With my qualifications, wooh |
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I could see myself stacking a shelf |
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As a sales assistant at Do-It-Yourself |
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With my qualifications, wooh |
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With my qualifications, wooh |
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My brother worked night and day |
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At the Eurostar Terminal |
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And the government gave it away |
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So what's the point in university? |
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For three years I read philosophy |
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Now I read barcodes all day long |
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Beep-beep-beep sings that check-out song |
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With my qualifications, wooh |
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Talking 'bout my qualifications, wooh |
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Would you like to see my Ph.D.? |
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My BSE? My GCSE? |
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I gotta first in physics so I ought to know |
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If your fries are for here or to go |
