| Song | Lil' Drummer Boy |
| Artist | Lil' Kim |
| Album | The Notorious Kim |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Will the court please rise? | |
| Judge Funk Doctor Spock residing | |
| [Prosecutor] | |
| Your honor Lil' Kim is a threat to society | |
| She has shown a blatant disregard for the law | |
| And has killed six fine law enforcement agents in the line of duty | |
| For the vicious acts | |
| She should be punished to the fullest extent of the law | |
| [Lil' Kim] | |
| Pardon me your honor | |
| May I address the bench? | |
| They try-na assassinate me like they did to Larry Flynt | |
| * Coughs | |
| Excuse my persona | |
| I may be hardcore but I'm not Jeffrey Dalmer | |
| Ever since I killed m | |
| I ain't been in trouble since | |
| It wasn't my fault I acted out of self-defense | |
| He killed my best friend | |
| (Who's him?) | |
| I mean them | |
| They was all dressed in blue and they want me dead too | |
| They had real grenade bombs inside of their palms | |
| And a whole bunch of guns wrapped tight in their arms | |
| See them bastards woke me up when they broke my alarm | |
| I was getting my ass licked by this cat named Tom | |
| (Stop!) | |
| I heard three guns cocked that's when Tom dropped | |
| They sent the bow and arrow right through his tank top | |
| (Oh she's lying!) | |
| Lying? Blood was gushing on the floor | |
| Fingerprints all on the door | |
| Need I say more? | |
| Pulled out the remote can and shot blows after blow | |
| Ploom! Queen off her toes | |
| They fell down like dominoes | |
| I think it was the Matrix, I mean it was the Matrix | |
| What was I do? | |
| Sit back and just take this? | |
| Yo I tell you now | |
| If I lose this debate | |
| Like in Dead Presidents | |
| I'm going out like Lorenz Tate | |
| See I ain't gon be stupid | |
| I'm gon take all y'all to the shift | |
| I should be able to say what I want | |
| What the **** I plead the fifth | |
| (Now Kim, Kim) | |
| **** that Cee-lo | |
| I got to save the world | |
| The first female king and they mad cause I'm a girl | |
| [Cee-lo] | |
| Uh with all due respect your honor | |
| Excuse my client's temperament | |
| Who has had social intelligence? | |
| With so much innocence we have to implement | |
| She was slightly out of place | |
| But if you grant us a grain of your grace | |
| I'll assure you it's only stress due to the severity of the case | |
| Imagine for a minute, yourself in the same shoes | |
| The same sense of survival and the same nothing to lose | |
| Your children, your lovely wife | |
| I mean look at her | |
| The only thing she's guilty of is having no choice in the matter | |
| [Kim] | |
| Lord I cry, I cry | |
| From the things that I've seen | |
| That I've seen | |
| And Lord I cry, I cry | |
| From the things I've seen, ooh | |
| If you only knew the things I've been through | |
| Oh yeah | |
| You'd know why | |
| You'd know why I cry, I cry, I cry | |
| [Redman] | |
| Order! Order! Order! | |
| Order! Order! Order! | |
| Order in the courts, I'm examining her thoughts | |
| And the notes on why you started slaughtering the fort | |
| The men dressed in blue they were undercover cops | |
| Hungry to see another black mother****er shot | |
| They ran up in your spot and no one gave the orders | |
| Even Tom was tapped with a mic and a tape recorder | |
| (He was in on it too!) | |
| Yeah | |
| (I should've known) | |
| Yeah | |
| (Objection your honor) | |
| Yo objection overruled | |
| I know the news they tried to pay the grand jury | |
| To give you life sentence with parole up in thirty | |
| Now that's dirty, surveillance and you debate | |
| **** Will! Now you're the new Enemy of the State | |
| Angela Bobbett's cake compared to you | |
| And Junior Mafia that clique ain't scared to move | |
| So they took precautions | |
| Grenades from all force and | |
| Professional marksman with four fours of war hymn | |
| But you stopped, dropped, rolled and duck | |
| Shot back other bitches would've folded up | |
| Now that's my kind of bitch | |
| I know I'm the judge | |
| But I love that bitch | |
| And I'm coming with her | |
| Creme of crop and me I'mma hold her down | |
| Resign with A-K's so we blowing the trial | |
| Look it's a setup | |
| Yo Kim come on | |
| (I'm right behind you baby) | |
| Yo Kim come on | |
| (I'm right here with you man) | |
| [Kim] | |
| Lord I cry, I cry | |
| From the things that I've seen | |
| That I've seen... |
| Will the court please rise? | |
| Judge Funk Doctor Spock residing | |
| Prosecutor | |
| Your honor Lil' Kim is a threat to society | |
| She has shown a blatant disregard for the law | |
| And has killed six fine law enforcement agents in the line of duty | |
| For the vicious acts | |
| She should be punished to the fullest extent of the law | |
| Lil' Kim | |
| Pardon me your honor | |
| May I address the bench? | |
| They tryna assassinate me like they did to Larry Flynt | |
| Coughs | |
| Excuse my persona | |
| I may be hardcore but I' m not Jeffrey Dalmer | |
| Ever since I killed m | |
| I ain' t been in trouble since | |
| It wasn' t my fault I acted out of selfdefense | |
| He killed my best friend | |
| Who' s him? | |
| I mean them | |
| They was all dressed in blue and they want me dead too | |
| They had real grenade bombs inside of their palms | |
| And a whole bunch of guns wrapped tight in their arms | |
| See them bastards woke me up when they broke my alarm | |
| I was getting my ass licked by this cat named Tom | |
| Stop! | |
| I heard three guns cocked that' s when Tom dropped | |
| They sent the bow and arrow right through his tank top | |
| Oh she' s lying! | |
| Lying? Blood was gushing on the floor | |
| Fingerprints all on the door | |
| Need I say more? | |
| Pulled out the remote can and shot blows after blow | |
| Ploom! Queen off her toes | |
| They fell down like dominoes | |
| I think it was the Matrix, I mean it was the Matrix | |
| What was I do? | |
| Sit back and just take this? | |
| Yo I tell you now | |
| If I lose this debate | |
| Like in Dead Presidents | |
| I' m going out like Lorenz Tate | |
| See I ain' t gon be stupid | |
| I' m gon take all y' all to the shift | |
| I should be able to say what I want | |
| What the I plead the fifth | |
| Now Kim, Kim | |
| that Ceelo | |
| I got to save the world | |
| The first female king and they mad cause I' m a girl | |
| Ceelo | |
| Uh with all due respect your honor | |
| Excuse my client' s temperament | |
| Who has had social intelligence? | |
| With so much innocence we have to implement | |
| She was slightly out of place | |
| But if you grant us a grain of your grace | |
| I' ll assure you it' s only stress due to the severity of the case | |
| Imagine for a minute, yourself in the same shoes | |
| The same sense of survival and the same nothing to lose | |
| Your children, your lovely wife | |
| I mean look at her | |
| The only thing she' s guilty of is having no choice in the matter | |
| Kim | |
| Lord I cry, I cry | |
| From the things that I' ve seen | |
| That I' ve seen | |
| And Lord I cry, I cry | |
| From the things I' ve seen, ooh | |
| If you only knew the things I' ve been through | |
| Oh yeah | |
| You' d know why | |
| You' d know why I cry, I cry, I cry | |
| Redman | |
| Order! Order! Order! | |
| Order! Order! Order! | |
| Order in the courts, I' m examining her thoughts | |
| And the notes on why you started slaughtering the fort | |
| The men dressed in blue they were undercover cops | |
| Hungry to see another black mother er shot | |
| They ran up in your spot and no one gave the orders | |
| Even Tom was tapped with a mic and a tape recorder | |
| He was in on it too! | |
| Yeah | |
| I should' ve known | |
| Yeah | |
| Objection your honor | |
| Yo objection overruled | |
| I know the news they tried to pay the grand jury | |
| To give you life sentence with parole up in thirty | |
| Now that' s dirty, surveillance and you debate | |
| Will! Now you' re the new Enemy of the State | |
| Angela Bobbett' s cake compared to you | |
| And Junior Mafia that clique ain' t scared to move | |
| So they took precautions | |
| Grenades from all force and | |
| Professional marksman with four fours of war hymn | |
| But you stopped, dropped, rolled and duck | |
| Shot back other bitches would' ve folded up | |
| Now that' s my kind of bitch | |
| I know I' m the judge | |
| But I love that bitch | |
| And I' m coming with her | |
| Creme of crop and me I' mma hold her down | |
| Resign with AK' s so we blowing the trial | |
| Look it' s a setup | |
| Yo Kim come on | |
| I' m right behind you baby | |
| Yo Kim come on | |
| I' m right here with you man | |
| Kim | |
| Lord I cry, I cry | |
| From the things that I' ve seen | |
| That I' ve seen... |
| Will the court please rise? | |
| Judge Funk Doctor Spock residing | |
| Prosecutor | |
| Your honor Lil' Kim is a threat to society | |
| She has shown a blatant disregard for the law | |
| And has killed six fine law enforcement agents in the line of duty | |
| For the vicious acts | |
| She should be punished to the fullest extent of the law | |
| Lil' Kim | |
| Pardon me your honor | |
| May I address the bench? | |
| They tryna assassinate me like they did to Larry Flynt | |
| Coughs | |
| Excuse my persona | |
| I may be hardcore but I' m not Jeffrey Dalmer | |
| Ever since I killed m | |
| I ain' t been in trouble since | |
| It wasn' t my fault I acted out of selfdefense | |
| He killed my best friend | |
| Who' s him? | |
| I mean them | |
| They was all dressed in blue and they want me dead too | |
| They had real grenade bombs inside of their palms | |
| And a whole bunch of guns wrapped tight in their arms | |
| See them bastards woke me up when they broke my alarm | |
| I was getting my ass licked by this cat named Tom | |
| Stop! | |
| I heard three guns cocked that' s when Tom dropped | |
| They sent the bow and arrow right through his tank top | |
| Oh she' s lying! | |
| Lying? Blood was gushing on the floor | |
| Fingerprints all on the door | |
| Need I say more? | |
| Pulled out the remote can and shot blows after blow | |
| Ploom! Queen off her toes | |
| They fell down like dominoes | |
| I think it was the Matrix, I mean it was the Matrix | |
| What was I do? | |
| Sit back and just take this? | |
| Yo I tell you now | |
| If I lose this debate | |
| Like in Dead Presidents | |
| I' m going out like Lorenz Tate | |
| See I ain' t gon be stupid | |
| I' m gon take all y' all to the shift | |
| I should be able to say what I want | |
| What the I plead the fifth | |
| Now Kim, Kim | |
| that Ceelo | |
| I got to save the world | |
| The first female king and they mad cause I' m a girl | |
| Ceelo | |
| Uh with all due respect your honor | |
| Excuse my client' s temperament | |
| Who has had social intelligence? | |
| With so much innocence we have to implement | |
| She was slightly out of place | |
| But if you grant us a grain of your grace | |
| I' ll assure you it' s only stress due to the severity of the case | |
| Imagine for a minute, yourself in the same shoes | |
| The same sense of survival and the same nothing to lose | |
| Your children, your lovely wife | |
| I mean look at her | |
| The only thing she' s guilty of is having no choice in the matter | |
| Kim | |
| Lord I cry, I cry | |
| From the things that I' ve seen | |
| That I' ve seen | |
| And Lord I cry, I cry | |
| From the things I' ve seen, ooh | |
| If you only knew the things I' ve been through | |
| Oh yeah | |
| You' d know why | |
| You' d know why I cry, I cry, I cry | |
| Redman | |
| Order! Order! Order! | |
| Order! Order! Order! | |
| Order in the courts, I' m examining her thoughts | |
| And the notes on why you started slaughtering the fort | |
| The men dressed in blue they were undercover cops | |
| Hungry to see another black mother er shot | |
| They ran up in your spot and no one gave the orders | |
| Even Tom was tapped with a mic and a tape recorder | |
| He was in on it too! | |
| Yeah | |
| I should' ve known | |
| Yeah | |
| Objection your honor | |
| Yo objection overruled | |
| I know the news they tried to pay the grand jury | |
| To give you life sentence with parole up in thirty | |
| Now that' s dirty, surveillance and you debate | |
| Will! Now you' re the new Enemy of the State | |
| Angela Bobbett' s cake compared to you | |
| And Junior Mafia that clique ain' t scared to move | |
| So they took precautions | |
| Grenades from all force and | |
| Professional marksman with four fours of war hymn | |
| But you stopped, dropped, rolled and duck | |
| Shot back other bitches would' ve folded up | |
| Now that' s my kind of bitch | |
| I know I' m the judge | |
| But I love that bitch | |
| And I' m coming with her | |
| Creme of crop and me I' mma hold her down | |
| Resign with AK' s so we blowing the trial | |
| Look it' s a setup | |
| Yo Kim come on | |
| I' m right behind you baby | |
| Yo Kim come on | |
| I' m right here with you man | |
| Kim | |
| Lord I cry, I cry | |
| From the things that I' ve seen | |
| That I' ve seen... |