Crablouse

	I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
	The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
	Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams
	The secret of the crablouse
	Here's a message for the girls about vaginas
	And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
	Mind your labia they're never out of danger
	If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
	Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
	It's the crablouse that's out to get ya!
	It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
	Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there
	It's there to stay, sucks all day
	It's there to bite, my parasite
	The little vampire, horny and so greedy
	It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy
	It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick
	A party animal, a pervert and a pig
	If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
	Stumbles through your body right into your vulva
	Then waits patiently until a penetration
	Gets it out of there and right into salvation
	It's there to stay, sucks all day
	It's there to bite, my parasite
	Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
	You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
	It's unbearable, funky and so cool
	A real smartass and nobody's fool
	If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
	We all know that it's connected with his scrotum
	He might tell you that his undie is too tight
	But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right
	It's there to stay, sucks all day
	It's there to bite, my parasite
	My love machine, my maddest dream
	Turns me on, makes me come