| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 以茶当歌 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : ToToo |
| [00:06.989] | 转眼到了期末 各位刷夜快乐 |
| [00:13.890] | 手机电量高得 不像是熬夜了 |
| [00:20.810] | 我想你需要我 免挂神丸一个 |
| [00:27.769] | 价钱这事好说 九九八你带回家 |
| [00:34.709] | 听说隔壁小王 吃了我高分过 |
| [00:41.470] | 对面那个大学 抢着要预定我 |
| [00:48.589] | 不是我吹牛皮 效果真的不错 |
| [00:55.489] | 什么你不相信 来来来尝一颗 |
| [01:02.479] | 祖传老配方 值得你再来一颗 |
| [01:05.780] | 秘制金疮药 全都打二八折 |
| [01:09.420] | 一起买两个 可以便宜得更多 |
| [01:12.780] | 方便你今后 和谁打架输了抹一抹 |
| [01:59.889] | 别夸我太周到 夸自己下手早 |
| [02:06.729] | 兄弟你方便不 上淘宝 评个好 |
| [02:13.669] | 代金券返给你 五十个小心心 |
| [02:20.829] | 欢迎下次光临 老顾客还打折 |
| [02:27.749] | 货我卖得多 可以买一瓶可乐 |
| [02:31.129] | 这一个下午 快把嘴皮磨破 |
| [02:34.690] | 还好是遇见 一个头脑很发热 |
| [02:38.169] | 买了不少货 还说他很快乐 |
| [02:41.549] | 兄弟我祈祷 你能期末不挂科 |
| [02:45.168] | 这就算是我 良心也到位了 |
| [02:48.510] | 至于那结果 只能听天由命了 |
| [02:52.009] | 真的不怪我 要怪就只能怪你钱多 |
| [02:57.470] | 舍富济贫不错 你也算积德了 |
| [03:04.309] | 老天会看见的 好人卡发一个 |
| [03:11.139] | 可乐啊可乐 我爱暍暍暍可乐 |
| [03:14.699] | 快乐啊快乐 我很很很快乐 |
| [03:18.020] | 刚刚又有个订单 免挂丸十个 |
| [03:21.709] | 辦手指算算 这月房费够了 |
| [03:25.019] | 还能再剩点 吃个烧烤什么的 |
| [03:28.629] | 改善伙食啊 听听就很美好 |
| [03:31.919] | 幸福的日子 却又终结于锁拷 |
| [03:35.539] | 警察叔叔啊 你买免挂神丸干什么 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : yi cha dang ge |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : ToToo |
| [00:06.989] | zhuan yan dao le qi mo ge wei shua ye kuai le |
| [00:13.890] | shou ji dian liang gao de bu xiang shi ao ye le |
| [00:20.810] | wo xiang ni xu yao wo mian gua shen wan yi ge |
| [00:27.769] | jia qian zhe shi hao shuo jiu jiu ba ni dai hui jia |
| [00:34.709] | ting shuo ge bi xiao wang chi le wo gao fen guo |
| [00:41.470] | dui mian na ge da xue qiang zhe yao yu ding wo |
| [00:48.589] | bu shi wo chui niu pi xiao guo zhen de bu cuo |
| [00:55.489] | shen me ni bu xiang xin lai lai lai chang yi ke |
| [01:02.479] | zu chuan lao pei fang zhi de ni zai lai yi ke |
| [01:05.780] | mi zhi jin chuang yao quan dou da er ba zhe |
| [01:09.420] | yi qi mai liang ge ke yi pian yi de geng duo |
| [01:12.780] | fang bian ni jin hou he shui da jia shu le mo yi mo |
| [01:59.889] | bie kua wo tai zhou dao kua zi ji xia shou zao |
| [02:06.729] | xiong di ni fang bian bu shang tao bao ping ge hao |
| [02:13.669] | dai jin quan fan gei ni wu shi ge xiao xin xin |
| [02:20.829] | huan ying xia ci guang lin lao gu ke hai da she |
| [02:27.749] | huo wo mai de duo ke yi mai yi ping ke le |
| [02:31.129] | zhe yi ge xia wu kuai ba zui pi mo po |
| [02:34.690] | hai hao shi yu jian yi ge tou nao hen fa re |
| [02:38.169] | mai liao bu shao huo hai shuo ta hen kuai le |
| [02:41.549] | xiong di wo qi dao ni neng qi mo bu gua ke |
| [02:45.168] | zhe jiu suan shi wo liang xin ye dao wei le |
| [02:48.510] | zhi yu na jie guo zhi neng ting tian you ming le |
| [02:52.009] | zhen de bu guai wo yao guai jiu zhi neng guai ni qian duo |
| [02:57.470] | she fu ji pin bu cuo ni ye suan ji de le |
| [03:04.309] | lao tian hui kan jian de hao ren ka fa yi ge |
| [03:11.139] | ke le a ke le wo ai ye ye ye ke le |
| [03:14.699] | kuai le a kuai le wo hen hen hen kuai le |
| [03:18.020] | gang gang you you ge ding dan mian gua wan shi ge |
| [03:21.709] | ban shou zhi suan suan zhe yue fang fei gou le |
| [03:25.019] | hai neng zai sheng dian chi ge shao kao shen me de |
| [03:28.629] | gai shan huo shi a ting ting jiu hen mei hao |
| [03:31.919] | xing fu de ri zi que you zhong jie yu suo kao |
| [03:35.539] | jing cha shu shu a ni mai mian gua shen wan gan shen me |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : yǐ chá dāng gē |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : ToToo |
| [00:06.989] | zhuǎn yǎn dào le qī mò gè wèi shuā yè kuài lè |
| [00:13.890] | shǒu jī diàn liàng gāo dé bù xiàng shì áo yè le |
| [00:20.810] | wǒ xiǎng nǐ xū yào wǒ miǎn guà shén wán yí gè |
| [00:27.769] | jià qián zhè shì hǎo shuō jiǔ jiǔ bā nǐ dài huí jiā |
| [00:34.709] | tīng shuō gé bì xiǎo wáng chī le wǒ gāo fēn guò |
| [00:41.470] | duì miàn nà gè dà xué qiǎng zhe yào yù dìng wǒ |
| [00:48.589] | bú shì wǒ chuī niú pí xiào guǒ zhēn de bù cuò |
| [00:55.489] | shén me nǐ bù xiāng xìn lái lái lái cháng yī kē |
| [01:02.479] | zǔ chuán lǎo pèi fāng zhí de nǐ zài lái yī kē |
| [01:05.780] | mì zhì jīn chuāng yào quán dōu dǎ èr bā zhé |
| [01:09.420] | yì qǐ mǎi liǎng gè kě yǐ pián yí dé gèng duō |
| [01:12.780] | fāng biàn nǐ jīn hòu hé shuí dǎ jià shū le mǒ yī mǒ |
| [01:59.889] | bié kuā wǒ tài zhōu dào kuā zì jǐ xià shǒu zǎo |
| [02:06.729] | xiōng dì nǐ fāng biàn bù shàng táo bǎo píng gè hǎo |
| [02:13.669] | dài jīn quàn fǎn gěi nǐ wǔ shí gè xiǎo xīn xīn |
| [02:20.829] | huān yíng xià cì guāng lín lǎo gù kè hái dǎ shé |
| [02:27.749] | huò wǒ mài dé duō kě yǐ mǎi yī píng kě lè |
| [02:31.129] | zhè yí gè xià wǔ kuài bǎ zuǐ pí mó pò |
| [02:34.690] | hái hǎo shì yù jiàn yí gè tóu nǎo hěn fā rè |
| [02:38.169] | mǎi liǎo bù shǎo huò hái shuō tā hěn kuài lè |
| [02:41.549] | xiōng dì wǒ qí dǎo nǐ néng qī mò bù guà kē |
| [02:45.168] | zhè jiù suàn shì wǒ liáng xīn yě dào wèi le |
| [02:48.510] | zhì yú nà jié guǒ zhǐ néng tīng tiān yóu mìng le |
| [02:52.009] | zhēn de bù guài wǒ yào guài jiù zhǐ néng guài nǐ qián duō |
| [02:57.470] | shě fù jì pín bù cuò nǐ yě suàn jī dé le |
| [03:04.309] | lǎo tiān huì kàn jiàn de hǎo rén kǎ fā yí gè |
| [03:11.139] | kě lè a kě lè wǒ ài yē yē yē kě lè |
| [03:14.699] | kuài lè a kuài lè wǒ hěn hěn hěn kuài lè |
| [03:18.020] | gāng gāng yòu yǒu gè dìng dān miǎn guà wán shí gè |
| [03:21.709] | bàn shǒu zhǐ suàn suàn zhè yuè fáng fèi gòu le |
| [03:25.019] | hái néng zài shèng diǎn chī gè shāo kǎo shén me de |
| [03:28.629] | gǎi shàn huǒ shí a tīng tīng jiù hěn měi hǎo |
| [03:31.919] | xìng fú de rì zi què yòu zhōng jié yú suǒ kǎo |
| [03:35.539] | jǐng chá shū shū a nǐ mǎi miǎn guà shén wán gàn shén me |
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