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Well, hello everyone! |
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Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters. |
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Umm, alright. |
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Lets get right to it |
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Who wants to start us off? |
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How about you Chris?? |
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Chris Cringle- |
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Umm, alright. |
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Hey, I'm Chris Cringle. |
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I'm a sex addict. |
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Hey i'm Santa Clause, i'm the king of snow. |
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I hate my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho. |
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She used to please me every day, then she made it clear that santa's only supposed to come once a year. |
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****in Bitch. |
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Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff their stockings with my north pole... |
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...Okay Chris, thank you! |
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Alright, who wants to go next? |
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Patrick...frowny face! |
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Get up here. |
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Patrick O'Riley- |
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Alright. |
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I'm Patrick O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun. |
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You all doin' good? |
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Yeah, i'm not doing so good. |
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I had a wonderful life, with a healthy household, |
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And beatiful wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha. |
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Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf. |
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Uh, now i drink all day and a part of me dies. |
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Cuz my wife is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys. |
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Tony the Tiger- |
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Hey I know them! |
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Oh, hey Tony. |
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Nice of you to show up. |
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Where were you last week? |
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Tony the Tiger- |
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I had some, uh...some stuff to take care of. |
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Hey, i'm Tony the tiger. |
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**** it. |
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I'll just sing it. |
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Every day I wake up, and I get to work late. |
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My boss says, 'hey, whats up?' |
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I say that i'm grrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit. |
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The kids they laugh, 'cause i'm a sensitive cat. |
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'Big pussy!' |
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I can't argue with that. |
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If another kid gives me frosted flakes, |
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I swear on my life...i'll eat his parents. |
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Okay Ton, thank you. |
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So thats everybody. |
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So lets just get down to it.... |
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Oh, who are you? |
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Easter Bunny- |
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Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi. |
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I'm the easter bunny, hey i'm back! |
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Used to be funny now i'm hooked on crack. |
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Heaps of heroine ain't no joke, marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke. |
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COKE! |
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Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no attention span... |
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Okay, i'm just going to go and get him, alright? |
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Play nice please. I'll be right back. |
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Chris Cringle- |
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Hey pat did you hear? All my elves got sick. |
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I think they got herpes from some Irish chick. |
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Patrick O'Riley- |
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Mother ****er... |
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What you laughin' Tony, huh? |
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Tony the Tiger- |
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'Cause it's funny! |
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Patrick O'Riley- |
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This is gettin rediculous. |
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Santa, Tony could you guys please stop? |
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Tony the Tiger- |
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Oh Snap!....crackle and pop. |
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Haha, cuz they banged your wife. |
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Patrick O'Riley- |
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I'm getting out of here. |
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This is ****ing rediculous. |
