Song | Klan Kookout (live) |
Artist | Bo Burnham |
Album | Bo Burnham |
You guys seem like you're on my side, right? | |
Alright, let's change that. | |
Grab a seat, have something to eat, help yourself, it's alright. | |
If you want a beer, they're over here, but we only got Coors Light. | |
Try a chip with my homemade dip, the stuff is outta sight. | |
Right before bed, we'll shave your head, good thing you're dressed in white. | |
'Cause it's the Klan Kookout | |
'Cause it's the Klan Kookout | |
Here's the wife-slash-sister, | |
She brightens up my day. | |
She went away and I missed her, | |
'Cause my mom's a lousy lay. | |
Don't hang with foreign fellows, | |
It'll only be your loss. | |
Stay here and roast marshmallows, | |
By the burning cross. | |
At the Klan Kookout. | |
Just the Black people! (silence, laughter) | |
Klan Kookout. | |
Dan's on lookout. | |
At the Klan Kookout. | |
And if you're Black, don't want to see your face. | |
They're like a high-school track, just a stupid race. | |
We've got a plan, kill all the Jews. | |
Are you a Mexican, because you seem confused, | |
"Señor? que, que, que?" [KKK] | |
It's the Klan Kookout, | |
It's the Klan Kookout | |
Mein Kampf? | |
Check that book out, yeah. | |
At the Klan Kookout. | |
"All men are created equal", man that shit gets me pissed. | |
Here's an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler's List. | |
I cook, I clean, 'cause I'm the hooded host, | |
And on Halloween, I dress as a... slave owner. | |
We hate Hispanics, hence the twenty-foot walls, | |
And all you goddamn dirty Catholics, can Cath-o-lick my balls. | |
Ethnics give off weird aromas, and I can't understand, | |
Why we need high-school diplomas, with the bible in hand. | |
At the Klan Kookout. I have black friends. | |
I was just kidding with that... I don't have black friends. |
You guys seem like you' re on my side, right? | |
Alright, let' s change that. | |
Grab a seat, have something to eat, help yourself, it' s alright. | |
If you want a beer, they' re over here, but we only got Coors Light. | |
Try a chip with my homemade dip, the stuff is outta sight. | |
Right before bed, we' ll shave your head, good thing you' re dressed in white. | |
' Cause it' s the Klan Kookout | |
' Cause it' s the Klan Kookout | |
Here' s the wifeslashsister, | |
She brightens up my day. | |
She went away and I missed her, | |
' Cause my mom' s a lousy lay. | |
Don' t hang with foreign fellows, | |
It' ll only be your loss. | |
Stay here and roast marshmallows, | |
By the burning cross. | |
At the Klan Kookout. | |
Just the Black people! silence, laughter | |
Klan Kookout. | |
Dan' s on lookout. | |
At the Klan Kookout. | |
And if you' re Black, don' t want to see your face. | |
They' re like a highschool track, just a stupid race. | |
We' ve got a plan, kill all the Jews. | |
Are you a Mexican, because you seem confused, | |
" Se or? que, que, que?" KKK | |
It' s the Klan Kookout, | |
It' s the Klan Kookout | |
Mein Kampf? | |
Check that book out, yeah. | |
At the Klan Kookout. | |
" All men are created equal", man that shit gets me pissed. | |
Here' s an idea for a sequel, someone loses Schindler' s List. | |
I cook, I clean, ' cause I' m the hooded host, | |
And on Halloween, I dress as a... slave owner. | |
We hate Hispanics, hence the twentyfoot walls, | |
And all you goddamn dirty Catholics, can Catholick my balls. | |
Ethnics give off weird aromas, and I can' t understand, | |
Why we need highschool diplomas, with the bible in hand. | |
At the Klan Kookout. I have black friends. | |
I was just kidding with that... I don' t have black friends. |