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Walkin my poodles, man it never gets old |
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With my dogs on my leash I got bitches on the hold, |
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A first aids kit? Thats a rhesus monkey, |
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I bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie! |
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Get more ass than a giant donkey stable, |
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Got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table, |
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I get more head than grammar school lice, |
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I'm like a walkin glacier I'm so decked out with ice. |
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Did you poop a virgin? Cause that shit is tight. |
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Jack ain't black, and Barry ain't white. |
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I do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back, |
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Cause I got the pipe and you got the crack. |
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Though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find, |
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I'm mentally gay, cause I'll blow your mind. |
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The parents be snickerin "Te shouldnt have written it" |
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But I'm constipated, couldnt give a shit. |
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chorus: |
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My name is Bo fo sho, |
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A born bostonian, |
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Aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian |
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The rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity, |
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I gave it this little part to give it continuity. |
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The fellas say |
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Hey moron pass the gin |
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Cause I'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen |
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Give me the bottle, I'll chug two thirds |
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Cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words |
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And the ladies say |
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Hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if You play ur cards right you can have me tonight |
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Should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion? |
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Oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion |
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chorus: |
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My name is Bo fo sho, |
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A born bostonian, |
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Aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian |
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The rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity, |
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I gave it this little part to give it continuity. |
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Walking through the garden with food at y feet, |
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Picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet). |
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And then I pick it up again. |
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We're in the hood ill take what you give me |
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Was einstein's theory good...relatively |
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A smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix |
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A litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks |
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"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia |
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Take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya. |
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Half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits, |
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Why are only crackers staying at the Ritz? |
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Poverty, racism, isn't it strange, |
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That only the homeless are beggin for change? |
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I shocked Sherlock |
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What, son? (watson) (watt, son?) |
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Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"! |
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Here's a bit of irony |
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A Ford Focus driver has ADD |
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How'd I come to master all these things? |
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Like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings. |
